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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by THE_Chris
Theresa drunkx0r thread are a staple part of TA. They are very entertaining.
They must be posted. :thepirate |
Are you sure? I got flamed last time, and flamage when drunxz0rz is no fun...
We'll see ;) |
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| THE_Chris |
But its really really funny.
Picture this. Everyone in the COR is having a nice sensible discussion about politics or vaginas, when Theresa bursts in, pissed as a newt, and posts a thread whose text is so incoherent and badly spelt that the entire forum erupts into laughter and starts a massive public debate that follows the following general format -
1) Theresa : "Im vrey drunjk,"
2) "What are you wearing"
3) Theresa : "Abslutely notthing"
4) "OMG POST PICS"
Its hilarious how this happens every single time :D You post a harmless comment about having no clothes on and how you're sitting there touching yourself, and some lowlife Internet virgin comes along drooling to get you to post "OMG pics" when they should do the following.
1) Press "Alt+F4"
2) Press Start -> Turn off computer
3) Turn off monitor
4) Take their hand off their cock
5) Stand up
6) Put clothes on
7) Go outside
8) Find a girl
9) Get laid.
Its poetry in motion and would upset the natural balance if it were not done. :whip: |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by THE_Chris
But its really really funny.
Picture this. Everyone in the COR is having a nice sensible discussion about politics or vaginas, when Theresa bursts in, pissed as a newt, and posts a thread whose text is so incoherent and badly spelt that the entire forum erupts into laughter and starts a massive public debate that follows the following general format -
1) Theresa : "Im vrey drunjk,"
2) "What are you wearing"
3) Theresa : "Abslutely notthing"
4) "OMG POST PICS"
Its hilarious how this happens every single time :D You post a harmless comment about having no clothes on and how you're sitting there touching yourself, and some lowlife Internet virgin comes along drooling to get you to post "OMG pics" when they should do the following.
1) Press "Alt+F4"
2) Press Start -> Turn off computer
3) Turn off monitor
4) Take their hand off their cock
5) Stand up
6) Put clothes on
7) Go outside
8) Find a girl
9) Get laid.
Its poetry in motion and would upset the natural balance if it were not done. :whip: |
ROTF!!! That's awesome. One thing wrong with this though. I don't think I have the tendancy of posting about being naked, or something of the sort.
Otherwise, that's mainly true, and fricken funny! :stongue: |
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| THE_Chris |
| I seem to remember the gina thread where you admitted to being naked every day on TA. :D |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by THE_Chris
I seem to remember the gina thread where you admitted to being naked every day on TA. :D |
BAHAHAHAHAH, I knew that would come back and bite me on the ass.
That is only before and after I get out of the shower. :p |
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| THE_Chris |
I'd find the quote, but that thread is too ing long to go hunting :D
BTW - whats the story with that avatar pic? |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by THE_Chris
BTW - whats the story with that avatar pic? |
I was at a friend's house, and he wanted to take a pic of me when he woke me up, but since I had JUST woken up, and I looked like hell, I hid behind my pillow, and that is the result. |
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| jcosgrove |
| that sounds crazy - but something like that has happened to me before, or that situation anyway when you haven't been able to do anything socially for a while and once you get to do something it goes wrong.... |
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| THE_Chris |
| Ah. In other words he was being a damn pervert who wanted a picture of you sleeping :D |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by THE_Chris
Ah. In other words he was being a damn pervert who wanted a picture of you sleeping :D |
Well.... he woke me up first. :) |
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| Theresa |
OK, well I am off to shower, and start drinking! So I will be back later, posting for the entertainment of all!!
Have a great night everyone :) Take care! |
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| THE_Chris |
Go forth into the wilderness, young Theresa, and enjoy the inebriation granted upon you from the consumption of many alcholic beverages.
In other words, go out and get pissed, and dont be stuck on the forum like the sad internet sociophobes in here :D |
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