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Looking for Unique Foreign Girlfriend... (pg. 3)
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| itsTrueSonic |
why are you saying preferably outside the US?
the US is a melting pot of honies here.. black .. white.. latino .. spanish .. asian .. indian .. african .. green .. yellow .. purple .. all over the place..
if you really need someone, come to New Orleans .. there are many chicas around here ... not going to guarantee what type of chica though .. :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Sqwid |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
someone needs to take the rare venture outside the house and off of the computer. time to go to a nightclub my friend. there just happens to be this wonderful thing called socializing... |
i've tried... there's not a lot of socializing in the privacy booths, it's hard to talk through the plexiglass...
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| Sqwid |
| quote: | Originally posted by MysticStardust
28,no g/f and is lookng for one on a music site... OH BOY !!YOU DO KNOW HOW TO TURN A WOMAN ON! :haha: :D |
hey, don't blame me, TA won't allow me to post up a pic. of may balls... :p |
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| dj_Vendetta |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sqwid
Preferrably from outside the U.S., but will consider all possibilities... Will pay for flight ticket...
Anyone? Anyone?
:D
oh yeah, odd sense of humor required... :) |
keep looking ya fuddy duddy:wtf: |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sqwid
Preferrably from outside the U.S., but will consider all possibilities... Will pay for flight ticket...
Anyone? Anyone?
:D
oh yeah, odd sense of humor required... :) |
Are you making fun of me? :conf: :conf: |
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| Sqwid |
| quote: | Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
why are you saying preferably outside the US?
the US is a melting pot of honies here.. black .. white.. latino .. spanish .. asian .. indian .. african .. green .. yellow .. purple .. all over the place..
if you really need someone, come to New Orleans .. there are many chicas around here ... not going to guarantee what type of chica though .. :nervous: :nervous: |
very true, I agree..
But, know why I say that? seriously though, because too many people don't appreciate life in the U.S.. I've done a fair amount of travelling, and discovered that we really do have it faaaaar better than many places on this world, and it goes right over our heads. For example, this is one of the few countries in the world that when you turn 16, getting a car is *almost* a given.
So in the end, I think it's cool being with someone that provides a fresh, new, perspective on things, and that's kind of hard to find just down at your local strip jo... er, night club. :D |
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| Sqwid |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
Are you making fun of me? :conf: :conf: |
A wise man once told me, "Never make fun of anyone with a jerking off teddy bear..."
:p |
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| dj_mdma |
Meet Buffy:
and Bambi
They are from the UK and would love to date you!
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| MysticStardust |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gunyouken
I could probably find you a South African gf thats willing to come, if you trow in a couple of TTs and a mixer... and maybe a efx500.
You will get:
Various exiting colours to choose from
A choice between ages from 13-86
A pic emailed to you before she arrives (To help relieve the waiting stress by masturbating)
Various weight and builds*
*Weight and build can not be gauranteed
HIV negative status is optional, but then the EFX 500 must be included.
For and aditional 10 vinyls she will be tested for hepatitis and other sex related illnesses.
Plane tickets excluded.
No refunds, or exchanges. |
That sounds like a good deal... DO u sell males? Ages 18-23? |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
why are you saying preferably outside the US?
the US is a melting pot of honies here.. black .. white.. latino .. spanish .. asian .. indian .. african .. green .. yellow .. purple .. all over the place..
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...you forgot about poland:whip: :stongue: |
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| fitom tiel |
she'd sure as hell be Unique if she went for this
had to be said |
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| Gunyouken |
| quote: | Originally posted by MysticStardust
That sounds like a good deal... DO u sell males? Ages 18-23? |
With males you have quite a few more choices, I can get midgets, eunichs and monks... or if you prefer You can get a special 3 for 1 offer A eunich midget that is a monk (any colour of your choice)
If you do choose a midget or Eunich midget monk, you don't even need a to buy a plane ticket, I can just UPS the bastard.
Unfortunatly there is no gaurantee on the behaviour of men, and you might be slapped around abit, unless your bigger than the midget if you do decide to go for a midget.
Hell... If your cute I might just send myself :D |
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