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I'm moving to England. I need few tips.
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| yogi bear |
In July 2005 I'll move to England. I dont know the specific town yet.
So I need few answers.
school:
How much it costs? Im interested in doing Bachelor in Information Technology.
How much for a car insurance (some cheap car nothing fancy).
And are the cars expensive?
Housing, i know that the price will vary, but I'd like to know
What about food, what is the price of a bread, milk.
What about salaries. What is the lowest salary you can get.
What is the average salary.
Thank you for your help.
Im tired of Miami |
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| jonSun |
Make sure you learn Spanish, Russian, Chinese & Potugese.
jk. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
"If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back."
;)
Uhh....
Steer clear of the moors?
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| goonerjack |
Bring an anorak, an umbrella, wellington boots etc.... :wtf: :p
if you're moving from Miami expect a *big* weather shock!! |
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| wee_rooney |
| erm, dont move! :nervous: |
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| yogi bear |
| quote: | Originally posted by wee_rooney
erm, dont move! :nervous: |
why not? |
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| wee_rooney |
| quote: | Originally posted by yogi bear
why not? |
cos it in Britain, we're run by a bunch of control freaks!
Britains meant 2 b a fukin democracy, but we dont get the choice in fuk all.
soon we wont be able to buy king sized snack bars, their goin to be taken off the shells because were "too fat".
Theres also talks of a public smoking ban! and even an injection which in the future could be given to youngsters to stop them from smoking and drinking alchohol.
in some parts of the country under 16's have to be in their house by 9 pm or they could be arrested.
not to mention the fukin war in Iraq which british troops put into without the publics say!
oh and thers the ty weather. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by wee_rooney
soon we wont be able to buy king sized snack bars, their goin to be taken off the shells because were "too fat".
Theres also talks of a public smoking ban! and even an injection which in the future could be given to youngsters to stop them from smoking and drinking alchohol.
in some parts of the country under 16's have to be in their house by 9 pm or they could be arrested. |
Erm.. These are all good things. Are you fat, a smoker, and under 16 by any chance? |
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| Freak |
Piece of advice no. 1:
--Dont come here! Seriously!
The rest:
-How much it costs? well, Uk nationals have to pay 1100 a year tuition fees, and the rest is borrowed from the government.
As a non uk national , you would have to pay the lot- probably running into fees in excess of 10k judging by the prices of some private courses.
-How much for a car insurance (some cheap car nothing fancy).
F*cking loads- over inflated and unrealistic. It gets loaded for having a penis, being under 55 years of age or having anything more powerful than a toaster.
-And are the cars expensive?
The good ones are!But you can pick up an old but working shed for under a 100 quid easy enough.
-Housing, i know that the price will vary, but I'd like to know.
Average house price in the uk now: 155000 UKP. House prices have risen 200% over the last not many years.... Massively out of line with inflation and income so you pay lots for all really.
One bed flat in london- 500 quid a month minimum, plus bills and council tax. Will be the size of a shoe box too.
-What about food, what is the price of a bread, milk.
Bread- cheap. Milk- cheap. Crack herion and cocaine is even cheaper and more readily available in certain areas.
-What about salaries. What is the lowest salary you can get.
Minimum wage is around 5 per hour. Full time? Ive seen muppets working full time for 10k or less.... thats BEFORE TAX! retards
-What is the average salary.
Not sure on this- i believe the average uk couples (ie married) income is 35000, but dont quote me on that.
If you are planning on moving to london- everything is more expensive |
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| fitom tiel |
| Britain is a ten-handed pick-pocket. no, seriously. |
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