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Aaaaaaannnnddddd Bush wins again (pg. 7)
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| Floorwhore |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Saying "stupid Americans" and such is not anti-Bush. Give your head a shake. |
I think they are referring to the "stupid Americans" who voted for Bush. Who i think are stupid too (not in general, but thinkin Bush is capable of fixing the last four years of bull he has created). There is going to be a massive seperation between republican and democratic voters for the next little while FOR SURE. |
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| MarkT |
^^^ I agree.
While Bush somehow mustered more support this time around...I think the polarization between his supporters and detractors has grown.
I really think it's going to get ugly WITHIN the U.S. if Bush stays his course, nevermind with other other countries. |
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| tatgirl |
I've already received my 1st email today from a Detroiter who absolutely wants to leave the US now based on election results, and is coming to me for tips on how to get up here.
On the bright side, Bush won't be able to run for re-election in 2008.... |
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| Kytracid |
So, i guess now that Bush has won, he'll take a vacation for the next 6 months and plan which country to invade next...
My bets on Syria or Iran...lol :D |
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| Funkyfun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorwhore
But a happy day for the Daily Show.
Just picture all the fun this show is going to have for the next four years!!! |
true...With all the backing from US government...they will surely have a helluva time for a few years to come |
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| discojoe |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarkT
I really think it's going to get ugly WITHIN the U.S. if Bush stays his course, nevermind with other other countries. |
This administration will of course continue without accountability. Any problems that arise will be blamed on terrorists, people who hate freedom, anti-americans and unpatriots. Terrorism will of course continue and the republicans will be the strong force standing in the face of the evil-doers. Seems so easy to win an election. Find and enemy, provide the people with a sense of security and attack anyone who doesn't agree as unpatriotic. |
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| discojoe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kytracid
My bets on Syria or Iran...lol :D |
My guess is Canada. Our prime ministers have become suspiciously left leaning and democracy is becoming increasingly threatened. There is also evidence to suggest Paul Martin has taken measures to align itself with Al Quaida and Fidel Castro in an effort to thwart freedom and democracy in America. America must unite and stand in the face of the enemy that is Canada. Alberta oil sand excavation and fresh water transportation will of course be awarded to American and American ally corporations as a reward for their support. |
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| Sly_Guy |
An interesting read
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Mass Exodus of the United States
Sly Guy of the AP [associated penis]
Hoping for a Democrat victory, the forward thinking, intelligent American citizens held out until the last moment before abandoning all hope for their native country. But with the Republican victory assured, these same intellectuals began to leave their homes and for what was called an 'intellectual exile' in the vast land to the north known as Canada. An interview of one biologist upon arrival commented that "it didn't even have to be a chimp!! [referring to the winning candidate] America would ahve been better off electing some form of higher primate, whether it be a silverback gorilla or orangutan, anything to keep that clown out of office. Now they're all doomed"
By 3:00 PM today, EST, already a significant percentage of the American population had headed for the borders. Major cities across America had seen reduction in population as high as 36%, and the remaining intellectual people of the states projected a final exodus number of 48%, pending that the intellectuals calculating those numbers were permitted entry into Canada. Curiously, the Democratic Candidate John Kerry held a 48% popular vote at the conclusion of the election last night.
Responsibly armed in a non-threatening kind of way with these statisitics the recently re-elected president was reached for comment. It was apparent to all but the bible holding, rifle carrying, cross burning people in the audience by his squinting at the paper and obviously confused look that George Bush either did not understand the significance of these statistics, was too drunk, or simply didn't know how to read, and quickly called a recess in which he could confer with his top advisors. After explaining the importance of these statistics to the President with sock puppets and baby talk, the President offered comment to the American press.
After mis-reading the cue cards he referred to exitting Americans as 'rationals' instead of 'radicals', and seemed overjoyed at the prospect of losing his intellectually elite. "We here in the administration don't miss the 380 tons of explosives we lost in Iraq, and I can tell you that you won't miss the 48% of the American population making you all look like dumbasses," the president commented, "this reaffirms my 'no child left behind' policy'. Without smart kids, the dumb kids will all seem average". Referring to the exiles as the 'rationals leaving the country' Bush referred to them as socialist west coast liberals, and said good riddence. As the president's first act of this his second term, he renamed the United States of America to the "Fundamentalists of United Christians & KKK States" or the S for short. His second act was to re-word the famous American phrase on immigration 'give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses' to 'give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses if they're Christian, and we'll send you our intellegent, our rich, and our enlightened'.
For Better or Worse, the Americans are coming....
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Remember, with Great Drinking, Comes Great Intoxication
Keep your BEvERageS cold, and if possible free.
Sly Guy |
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| TheVrk |
i dont care man, i'm glad he won, JUST so we can
see how much worse that country'll get.
even MORE enemies, even MORE problems:) |
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| Jayx1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
I've already received my 1st email today from a Detroiter who absolutely wants to leave the US now based on election results, and is coming to me for tips on how to get up here.
On the bright side, Bush won't be able to run for re-election in 2008.... |
Tell him to get on a rusty boat overseas and claim refugee status. Thats the best way.
Hard working young americans are not wanted here. |
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| tw1tch |
| quote: | Originally posted by tatgirl
On the bright side, Bush won't be able to run for re-election in 2008.... |
Ah yes, but I believe the big Dick could run, no? |
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by tw1tch
Ah yes, but I believe the big Dick could run, no? |
good point;) |
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