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Moby's open letter to Canadians
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| Kate Manus |
.. taken from his website.. he is feelin' da pain.
Dear Canada,
now, more than ever, your neighbor to the south(aka-the blue states)needs you. most of us living in the northern and western parts of the united states don't feel very connected to the rest of the u.s, so can we bring our states and become part of canada?
we have a lot of money and some interesting cities and we promise not to be too much trouble.
the benefits to you:
a-in one fell swoop you can have southern california and new york city! surfing in canada! suddenly the u.n is on canadian soil! broadway is suddenly in canada! you could then say that canada is the birthplace of jazz and hip-hop!
b-money. cold hard cash. the red states in the u.s might have the voting power, but guess who has the money? yup, your friendly neighborhood blue states.
so when/if you accept our offer you will instantly become the richest country in the world! that sounds pretty good, right?
c-karma. accepting this offer will give you more good karma than you'd know what to do with(because you would instantly make 120 million people VERY happy).
so you get warm beaches, tons of cash, and good karma. who can say no to that?
please let us know if you accept the offer. given our enthusiasm to join canada it's safe to say that the details of the offer could probably be worked out in an afternoon.
thank you very much,
moby
p.s-just to put your minds at ease, we do know that we can't bring our assault weapons with us.' |
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| AwakenedAddict |
| LOL, nice post :D |
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| discojoe |
| Wow the country really is divided. I wonder how far this will actually go. I wonder when the last time the country has been divided on such geograpical lines. Was it like this during the Vietnam war? |
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| starsearcher |
Yeah bring on the crazy bald guy!!! :D:D:D
What's the source of this letter? It's very cute :p |
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| starsearcher |
| quote: | Originally posted by discojoe
Wow the country really is divided. I wonder how far this will actually go. I wonder when the last time the country has been divided on such geograpical lines. Was it like this during the Vietnam war? |
or during the LAST elections? :p:toothless :crazy: |
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| Kate Manus |
The Globe and Mail today reported on a story of an influx of americans contacting Canadian immigration.. check this:
Globe and Mail
and the letter is from his website, moby.com |
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| fastmp3 |
| our blue states friends are more than welcome , but they must leave their guns |
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| Mike_B |
and add french as a course they have to take at school. doesn't mean they have to learn it. it just has to be there.
And learn to eat real poutine. |
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| Pettiscool |
| gotta learn how to play hockey too....... |
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| Backlight |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kate Manus
The Globe and Mail today reported on a story of an influx of americans contacting Canadian immigration.. check this:
Globe and Mail
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Ya they will contact Canadian Immigration. Then they will ask about Canadian taxation, our health care premium, wages and decide to stay exactly where they are... |
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| discojoe |
| damned if you do damned if you don't i guess. The grass is always greener on the other side. High taxes suck.. but if it means i don't have to worry about my children's safety and i don't have a racist, homophobic president who thinks he's a prophet of the messiah himself i guess i would rather pay them. |
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| AwakenedAddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
our blue states friends are more than welcome , but they must leave their guns |
Yea, because all those hippie-liberals (i mean that in the best possible way) own guns :rolleyes: |
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