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My g/f wants to stick her finger in my ass (pg. 6)
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| Vlad |
| Correction, not wild enough for her. |
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| DemonicAardvark |
| I don't think the male rectum usually plays a major role in male/female sexual intercourse. I think I am still capable of being wild in bed with this small crutch, even though I am not even "freaked out" about it... I never said I was against trying it, and if I found it enjoyable then I would have no problem having it play a role while we are having sex. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by DemonicAardvark
I don't think the male rectum usually plays a major role in male/female sexual intercourse. I think I am still capable of being wild in bed with this small crutch, even though I am not even "freaked out" about it... I never said I was against trying it, and if I found it enjoyable then I would have no problem having it play a role while we are having sex. |
Well, maybe...
But that's a bit of a different tune than what you were saying here:
| quote: | | What the is wrong with her? I can't even lay on my back anymore or she'll try to make a go of it like that is funny. Should I just call her a sick ing bitch and lay into her one day or just take one for the team and tell her that it's not a fun experience afterwards. |
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| DemonicAardvark |
| Yeah, I think that having something shoved up my ass is pretty sick. But if I found it enjoyable then I don't think it would be a problem.. |
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| Arbiter |
| What's so sick about it? Is this some kind of homosexual insecurity thing or what? You don't seem to find anything sick about sticking your dick in your girlfriend's ass. |
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| Vlad |
| Actually the rectum, male or female, is very sensative to stimulation - there are alot of nerve endings there. |
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| DemonicAardvark |
| Maybe when she sticks her finger in there, it will be covered in . I mean, my ass has seen nothing but for its whole life, so it is probably lined with . And what does she do when shes done? Smell her finger? |
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| Vlad |
Well, this is where you take extra special care of yourself when you do decide to give her the honor.
Im just praying, for your sake, she doesnt put that finger back in her mouth. Id never kiss the girl ever again. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by DemonicAardvark
Maybe when she sticks her finger in there, it will be covered in . I mean, my ass has seen nothing but for its whole life, so it is probably lined with . And what does she do when shes done? Smell her finger? |
1) There's an erogenous zone up your arse, called prostate or something (I don't know the name in English). That's why some men like to be anally stimulated.
2) What do you do when you finish the "2 for Pink, 1 for Stink" maneouvre? Hopefully, you don't compare the smells. Besides, what would you smell your finger for? "hhmm... so that's what she's like deep inside"? Not likely.
3) When you shove it up hers, does Willy become Mr. Brown? Unless you're feeling like painting the porcelain, her finger won't be dirty. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by DemonicAardvark
Maybe when she sticks her finger in there, it will be covered in . I mean, my ass has seen nothing but for its whole life, so it is probably lined with . And what does she do when shes done? Smell her finger? |

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| Aristronica |
umm, let her do it... you never know maybe you'll like it
be a bit more open minded, you're already sinning as it is, might as well get more out of it |
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| XaNaX |
Dude, let her do it. The only thing holding you back is some homophobic disorder you have that associates something going in your ass with being gay.
As long as:
1. Your girlfriend is a girl not a man
2. She is using her finger and not a penis
there is nothing gay about it. Show a little sense of adventure. Plus it sounds like this chick is a bit wild and if you start telling her she cant do stuff next thing you know she is gonna find someone to that doesnt have a problem with her sticking a finger in his ass.
Get over it. What are you afraid of? |
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