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My Intarweb Heart is Broken :( (pg. 13)
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I must admit that on Halloween, I had a really slutty costume on, with these fake boob inserts so the top would fit like it’s supposed to in the picture, and I was pretty irritated most of the night because I felt like an absolute piece of meat everywhere I went. I didn’t think it’d be a big deal because it’s Halloween and everyone lets loose and acts/dresses like a dumb ass...plus, my boyfriend was in complete drag as paris hilton, so i figured everyone would mainly be looking at him. but everyone was just checking me out in a really fresh way, even with my boyfriend right there. i didn't say anything to anyone though because i knew i was asking for it with the costume but at the same time i wanted to knock everyone out. i mean, it's like ok you can take a glance for a sec, and be like, "damn" and then move on, but noooo, all the guys had to be complete pigs.
anyway my point is that i don't understand how a lot of chicks in south beach with big fake boobs, dress like that all the time and get off on it. it's like, yea ok, guys are checking them out, but the only thing going through their heads is that they'd like to bang, and that's it. that would piss me off. but i guess when you don't have much else to offer, you gotta play with the cards you were delt with...or play with the silicon you payed for. hahaha
it also made me realize that once you have big fake boobs, you can't get away with nearly as much as you can with smaller boobs as far as clothing goes. i wear revealing tops when i go out too, but people still look at my face and pay attention when i'm talking because it's not like they're hanging all over the place cuz they're too little for that. it's like, look at Pam Anderson in a sexy little top and jeans, and then look at a model with smaller boobs in the same outfit, and the one with smaller boobs will still look classy. |
Worst thing is a girl that has fake boobs, or wears the shorts with writing on the back and gets pissed if you look. Large breasts are an eye divertor. Even when you are trying to look at her face, your eyes find their way looking downward. I'm not even a breast man, and I find it happening to me when a girl has large breasts and a small top. It is logical that it would divert your attention. |
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| UWM |
| The thing that pisses me off is when women purposefully wear revealing attire to attract attention from men and then get pissed off when men stare at them. What the do you expect? |
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| Slylee |
| yea i know, that's why i wasn't cursing everyone out that night. i just bit my tongue and made my boyfriend walk behind me at all times. lol |
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| UWM |
In all fairness, though, there is a limit as to how much a guy should stare at women. IMO if you glance at them it's acceptable, but staring is not.
It's like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry stares at the Producer's daughter's cleavage.
"Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun!" |
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| Vlad |
| Im very different from most people though. Cause you wont really ever catch me staring at your boobs or ass, if Im ever caught staring, Im looking into your eyes. I have this incredible infatuation with eyes more than any other part of a females body. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| i talk to girls titties not the actual chick. at least titties dont talk back :P |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
:stongue: :stongue: classic. |
u know my style. grab the rebound, throw some elbows then slam dunk that bitch |
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| Vlad |
Boobs are patient, boobs are kind.
Boobs are not jealous, they do not put on airs, they are not snobbish.
Boobs are never rude, Boobs are not self-seeking.
Boobs are not easily angered, They keep no record of wrongs.
Boobs do not rejoice in what is wrong, but rejoices with the truth.
Boobs always protect, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves.
Boobs never fail.
I wrote this poem for you Vivid. :p :p |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Im very different from most people though. Cause you wont really ever catch me staring at your boobs or ass, if Im ever caught staring, Im looking into your eyes. I have this incredible infatuation with eyes more than any other part of a females body. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
u know my style. grab the rebound, throw some elbows then slam dunk that bitch |
that's how you were born, wasn't it? :wtf: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea i know, that's why i wasn't cursing everyone out that night. i just bit my tongue and made my boyfriend walk behind me at all times. lol |
where are the pic? i want my turn to stare too :whip: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
that's how you were born, wasn't it? :wtf: |
my father knew exactly what he did when he made me, tried to get a nut in and got a nut out instead :disbelief |
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