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BEST JOKES to use with GiRLS
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| theEXODUZ |
what r your favorite jokes to use on girls?
i'm just asking coz some of them r so sensetive to jokes and they get really offended... |
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| Tranc3 |
| Just use a racist joke. THat or one where they're the butt of the joke. |
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| razmataz |
These are the 2 jokes i use to guage a woman's sense of humour
q- what is the difference between michael jackson and acne?
a- acne only comes on your face when you are about 16.
q- what did the fly fall off the toilet seat?
a- because it got pissed off.
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| theEXODUZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by razmataz
These are the 2 jokes i use to guage a woman's sense of humour
q- what is the difference between michael jackson and acne?
a- acne only comes on your face when you are about 16.
q- what did the fly fall off the toilet seat?
a- because it got pissed off.
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:happy2: ye... i guess it could work |
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| ARNATINE |
| cheese joke always work :haha: ! |
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| THE_Chris |
Whats 18 inches long, black and makes a woman scream???
Stillbirth. |
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| Vivid Boy |
i love you baby but u just the wrong color.
works wonders trust me. if they black u get slapped and if they white they just like :wtf: :conf: |
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| dallastar |
| just readin' what people say! |
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| Cal |
The cheeseier the better
Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRR.
Then when she laughs go psycho and start beating her while yelling "STOP LAUGHING AT ME" |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cal
The cheeseier the better
Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRR.
Then when she laughs go psycho and start beating her while yelling "STOP LAUGHING AT ME" |
i didn't find that funny at all - if someone started to beat me - I would beat the e shizzle back outta them!
:D :D :D :D |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by THE_Chris
Whats 18 inches long, black and makes a woman scream???
Stillbirth. |
FREAKIN GROSS!~
as a girl i can only suggest to you that that joke sucks! |
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| josh4 |
you can tell if a girl is into you by how hard she laughs at the dumbest joke you can think of
never let a girl tell a joke more funny than one you just told |
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