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Every parent's nightmare
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| dance2dabeat |
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "MOM". With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marihuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Kelly
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. |
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| JB1 |
| WOOOOOOOOOH! classic classic classic :toothless :toothless |
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| malek |
hehehehe
a nice twist would've been: Ahmed is a Taliban and I'm going back with him to Afghanistan! Those Burkas are so cool :) |
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| Funkyfun |
| I got this in email a few days go...Quite funny |
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| Jayx1 |
Or make the girl asian and the guy's name diabolic.
LOL |
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| che |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
Or make the girl asian and the guy's name diabolic.
LOL |
:haha: :haha: |
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| rabbitjoker |
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected the
following items:
half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
head of romaine lettuce
2 lb. can of coffee
1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." |
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| dallastar |
hahahahahaa
u people so funny
lol:eyes: :haha: |
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| St_Andrew |
| hehehe, good idea, think it was too obvious tho :p |
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| dance2dabeat |
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The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." |
LOVE! |
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| Vivid Boy |
that inspired me to write a letter of my own.
Dear Mom
Im still here and still not paying rent.
Vivid
ps. the above is not true, i enclosed rent money with this letter.
pps. PSYCHE! |
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