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Xmas presents for UKTAs
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| Ian^ |
I've decided to make a list of everything that I think everyone needs... so if you'll bear with me, you may well be rewarded here...
Luke - Book; Producing for Dummies - Cubase edition
Gibbo - Book; 101 of the best wasted conversations
Mike (Raveape) Book & DVD - How to make your student loans last. Includes bonus DVD on how to swindle parents out of more money.
Jamie - Book & Video Set - Men are from Mars, Jamie likes Penis.
Jay - Educational Tape, How to pick up women with star wars talk
Ste & Harry - His & Hers cricket bats for any domestics that may ever occur. Also comes with free DVD Movie - Cats & Dogs, showing how those evil cats got beat by the courageous dogs.
Mikey - The complete PVD collection, with extra large poster to drool over and 200 exc remakes
Mart - How to avoid being the only one online in a morning when Ian joins IRC
Nik - How to converse without sarcasm. Includes intensive therapy and a free mcdonalds meal. Bet you're loving that
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Jeff - Cutlery 'Rightwayrounder' - Never ever see a cutlery draw with stuff facing in all directions again. Works in all conventional drawers.
Fray - How to sodomize Sheep. Comes with helpful illustrations and foreword by Alan
Montana - How to cope with 27 sisters, includes ear-muffs, bucketfulls of contraceptives to hand out to them so you're not uncle tony to a few hundred nephews & Nieces
Tyz - Cops series 1-4 on VHS. Spot yourself being arrested many times
Coup - 1 coupon redeemable for a special sense of humour. This will allow you to understand and in time enjoy my jokes. Also comes with 'Ian Rocks' t-shirt
Calla - Action Mans Chav sterilising kit. Comes with chemical weapon manufacturing book and the 100 best ways to use the weapons on the scum.
The london TSN Lot - Since I don't know you all but I know Lam ok enough, 1 board game for you all to play.
more to come when I see who i've missed out |
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| dj_mdma |
woohoo, Operation!!!!!!! :D :D :D
can you send us a doctors and nurses roleplay kit too? :tongue2 |
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| DJAntSmith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Jamie - Book & Video Set - Men are from Mars, Jamie likes Penis.
Fray - How to sodomize Sheep. Comes with helpful illustrations and foreword by Alan
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
woohoo, Operation!!!!!!! :D :D :D
can you send us a doctors and nurses roleplay kit too? :tongue2 |
only if you promise never to wear it when a camera is within 10 miles of you :p |
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| tu_face |
haha wicked :stongue:
is this cutlery right-way-rounder one of those tray things? if so, we already have one but some bastards keep putting things in the wrong way round! damn them. |
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| Jamie_ |
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I cant wait :D |
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| Streakfury |
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| DRM |
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ...
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| montana |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Montana - How to cope with 27 sisters, includes ear-muffs, bucketfulls of contraceptives to hand out to them so you're not uncle tony to a few hundred nephews & Nieces |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Thunder5 |
| Where's my present.. :( |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Thunder5
Where's my present.. :( |
'more to come' ;)
I need to think for ppl like yourself, Neo etc :p |
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