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crazyest/funnyest thing you've seen at a club (pg. 5)
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| maxpain |
| The story from XAVIER was some funny ! LOL :haha: |
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| StereoPrincess |
One of the coolest things happened at PVD in the Guv in 2001. Ray and I came from Ottawa just for that Wednesday and the only other person we knew there was halo20.
So we got there and were listening to the set and I went to the washroom and as I was walking back I saw this short dude wearing a TA T-Shirt. So I was all excited and started talking to the guy.
I was like "Hey, you on that site?",
dude is like, "Yeah",
"I'm stereoprincess on there",
he is like, "Yeah, I know your posts",
I'm like, "So, who are you on there?",
"Well, actually, I'm swamper. It's my site."
"WHAT, why didn't you say something before?",
Del just shrugs. Then I dragged everyone I met to meet him. Not only that but I was expecting Del to be this geeky kid with glasses and such and he wasn't.
The most ed up thing that happened to me involved this cracked out dude that I still see at every party and he doesn't have any idea that he is the story I tell everyone about. It's funny because he walks around the clubs like he own the place and I know him as the sketchy dude.
I was talking to Del in the back of the Kool Haus and he had to go and flyer or something. So I was there alone for a bit waiting for others to show up. There was a lot of space to dance since it was the end of the night. This sketchy dude walks right up to me and says, "I know you from somewhere",
since i'm a girl, I get that all the time I say, "Oh yeah, from where?",
the dude is like "I don't know",
I say, "yup. ok",
he then says,"Oh yeah I know where from."
"Ok, tell me."
He goes on to tell me,"You were a cat in your previous life..."
at this point my eyes must have grew about 10 times their size, "What?"
"Yeah, yeah, you were a cat in your previous life...........and so was I"
"Hmmm, that's nice" as I slowly try to step away but he keeps telling me this story about how we knew each other when we were cats. And obviously, I had no place to go, but forunately, this girl that saw me talking to Del earlier and was his friend, saw what was going on and she grabbed me and pulled me away from this guy since she must have seen the WTF? face I was making. Then I told her what the hell he was saying and we laughed our butts off.
I did see him later on in the night and he was still looking strangely at me and he must have still been thinking about the great times we had as cats. |
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| Rocco |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
I did see him later on in the night and he was still looking strangely at me and he must have still been thinking about the great times we had as cats. |
MMEEOWW
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mwahaha but u gotta give him credit. it was cute. At least u weren't elephants or whales.
my ed up story comes from Ottawa and it's not ed up, it's sad...my college team had an away game in Ottawa so after the game, we decided to go out. it's the first time being outside of an EDM club. walking into a club full of valley girls who were drunk like there was no tomrrow. It was like a gold field for my teammates. It took me a while to realize what was going on but it was like "wait a sec... there are too many drunk college chicks! and the DJ is spinning 50cents and other tracks so i had no purpose of being there. So i bounced back to the hotel and watched TV.
My team had a good time there... for obvious reasons but the ones that weren't single didn't have a good time and most of us were back in our hotel rooms before 2. |
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| itikia |
So I was outside Guv that night, about 1.5 years ago, doing some promo. I was out there with MissQ and I would say it was about 4am'ish.
Out of no where I hear a car peeling out and MissQ screaming quickly after. I turn quickly to see what's going on and I see a truck turn the corner (now heading west on Queens Quay) with a guy being dragged alongside. So I run towards Queens Quay and start running after the truck that's accelerating full out towards Loblaws with this guy being dragged along the passenger side (he was being held by some guy in the passenger seat throught the window). So I'm still running at this point, just passing the drink with the truck now doing well over 100km/h and near Loblaws when they let the guy go. I have still to this day never seen anyone flying around on the floor like a rag doll, but this guy did just that.:crazy:
Finally I make it to this guy and he's alive (still in shock), but in ruff shape beyond. At this point Guv security is just making it over and stuff so I figured he'd be in good hands so I went back to promote. CRAZY! |
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| maxpain |
| quote: | Originally posted by itikia
So I was outside Guv that night, about 1.5 years ago, doing some promo. I was out there with MissQ and I would say it was about 4am'ish.
Out of no where I hear a car peeling out and MissQ screaming quickly after. I turn quickly to see what's going on and I see a truck turn the corner (now heading west on Queens Quay) with a guy being dragged alongside. So I run towards Queens Quay and start running after the truck that's accelerating full out towards Loblaws with this guy being dragged along the passenger side (he was being held by some guy in the passenger seat throught the window). So I'm still running at this point, just passing the drink with the truck now doing well over 100km/h and near Loblaws when they let the guy go. I have still to this day never seen anyone flying around on the floor like a rag doll, but this guy did just that.:crazy:
Finally I make it to this guy and he's alive (still in shock), but in ruff shape beyond. At this point Guv security is just making it over and stuff so I figured he'd be in good hands so I went back to promote. CRAZY! |
WOW:eyes: Sounds like some sort of KKK rally or something:eek: |
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| Jayx1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by geroin
also at Guv last winter seeing this 60y old middle eastern man with a beard and mustache, no shirt on and a en hairy body (im talking hair ewverywhere, even shoulders) dancing on a stage by himself in the middle of guvernment high on E..that was one of the funniest moments in the club ever
also they way he was dancing is underscribable..you had to see it |
ive seen that guy. Hes been the product of many a laugh! |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by geroin
also at Guv last winter seeing this 60y old middle eastern man with a beard and mustache, no shirt on and a en hairy body (im talking hair ewverywhere, even shoulders) dancing on a stage by himself in the middle of guvernment high on E..that was one of the funniest moments in the club ever
also they way he was dancing is underscribable..you had to see it |
I think i have a pic of him... :D |
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| Spike |
one time at viva this older azn guy took off his shirt and was jumpin up and down while scream at the top of his lungs
my bet is he was on coke:D |
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| Kytracid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
at boa for bobby d'ambrosio (i think that's the name of dj), that cener stage i was just resting my feet and checking out some girls and then guy who was sitting on the stage starts this conversation with me (mind you, it was LOUD :)) :
Guy :".... stop.... check the bitches"
Me :"WHAT??"
guy :"punk, the bitches, the bitches" and at this point i was thinking that he was talking cause i was looking at the girls so i said :
me :"sorry man, just looking"
guy :" you ..... THE BITCHES"
me :" you too punk" and then guy looks me straight in eyes and tells me:
"DYLAN what the is wrong with you, check our bitches", not even 15 cm from my face
me :" dude, who the do you think you're talking to", guy looks at me for at least a minute and then tells me
"man, you're not my brother dylan", then just shuts out for at least 3-4 minutes, pulls his together and tells me the story how he and his bro picked up some girls, rented a room for a night of some action and he tought i was his bro, shuts out again and then all ed up asks me "dude, where is my brother". as i opened my mouth to tell him "i dont know him" guy sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM asks him something.
holy , you should see the look on the guys face when he saw his bro sitting right there, his expression was like he just saw some big-ass pile of gold, or some mythical treasure.
he started apologizing but there was no need for that, i was laughing my ass off.
but the funniest part was when i asked "where did u pick up those girls" and he said "no, not those, those over there" pointed his finger somewhere and then realised they were not there, turned to his bro and started talking to him. my guess would be that he asked him "dylan where the are our bitches"
:D :D
or that time in the guv when some gino puked all over some girls back. that wasnt funny, but her trying to claw his eyeballs out, bitchslapping him and finally kicking fim in the gonads was funny as hell |
PURE GOLD !!! :D |
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| maxpain |
At one club I was doing the dj booth on a night where there was a pretty big dj in town and this one chick kept asking to go inside and was telling me some story about how she played with him in Chicago and how they are good friends but none of the dj's friends,booking agents or managers knew her yet she kept trying.
At one point I was talking to some people and she tried to sneak by me but had no luck:D
She kept pleading and was trying to feel up my arms and all in some seducing manner but still had no luck. At one point she tried to tell me that if I let her go inside then she would spend the night with me and I was like "I'm tired and going home after and not spending the night with you and plus you're not my type" LOL :haha:
She kept trying the begging and seducing angle but to no avail and was trying for well over an hour. She then tried the bitchey approach and was calling me an ,bastard,prick ect and just flipping out and tried running through me which really wasn't going to work either LOL. She eventually ended up getting kicked out by a female bouncer after flipping out.I got a free cd out of the whole ordeal which I later saw at HMV for like $45.99 and became good friends with one of the dj's managers/bookers
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
or that time in the guv when some gino puked all over some girls back. |
Same type of deal in the smoking pit @ SystemS.
The building that makes one of the walls of the pit is another club with a balcony. Some dude hurled off the balcony all over some girl. Yuck.
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| maxpain |
This one time at VIVA this one Asian chick kept sitting near me and grabbing my hand and trying to hold it and then she would get up and try to dance in front of me and keep trying to hold my hand:nervous:
I was coming up with all kinds of excuses as to why I can't hold her hand and trying to avoid her but she kept on coming:wtf:
At one point she was trying to hold my hand again and she said "I love you" and I was like what did you say? She was like "huh?" and I was like what did you just say? She played dumb like she didn't just say it but it was freaking weird:rolleyes:
Most guys say that they get so many girls wanting them that they have to beat them off with a stick but that night I literally felt like one of them and was trying to avoid her but she kept coming at me and trying to hold my hand and dance in front of me:eyespop:
Don't get me wrong I love those Thai girls at VIVA and Asian chicks overall but that was just weird:crazy: |
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