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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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| Magnetonium |
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
8) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what YOU think."
9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
10) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
11) Don't use any punctuation
12) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13) Ask people what sex they are.
14) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
15) Sing along at the opera.
16) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
17) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
18) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
19) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
20) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
21) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.
22) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess."
23) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
24) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
25) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in MY head that bother me, It's the voices in YOUR head that do."
26) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
27) Every time you see a broom, yell, "Honey, your mother is here!"
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| Halcyon+On+On |
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Yeah, my Grandma sent me this via Email once. ;)
Nice one though. :haha: |
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| BeatFreak |
| I like 3, 5, 8, 13, and 18. :haha: :haha: |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| I like those, have to try one of them one of these days :D |
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| nils |
lmao!
good ones :D
22) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess." |
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| josh4 |
| some of them were OK. there are other lists out there that are a LOT better than this one. seems like an untalented person just HAD to make their own list. |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magnetonium
5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
14) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
24) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" |
Hahaha!!
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| Magnetonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
some of them were OK. there are other lists out there that are a LOT better than this one. seems like an untalented person just HAD to make their own list. |
What are you talking about? :wtf:
I know that maybe some of my other starting threads in this section of the forums might've been bad, but now I realize that there's always somebody to say something negative about a post ... I hope you didnt lose your sense of humour yet! this is one of the jokes from my collection ... and its pretty dam good considering on the rating I get from my friends!
... and the comments from TAs here have been fantastic as well! :p |
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