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haha..tiesto the gimp
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| stipsy |
DJ Magazine ridiculed their Top 100 poll winner Tiesto as an egotistical monster whose lost all grip on reality this week, after the Dutch trance star failed to turn up at their top 100 winners party in London.
According to the magazine, the Dutch star pulled out just hours before the party was due to start because he was struggling to perfect a magic trick for a dance festival scheduled the next day, prompting an enraged response from the British mag.
"Since his shock win in 2002, Tiesto has been feeding his ego with a score of high profile events; gigs in football stadiums, a gig in New York’s Central Park- a gig at the ing Olympics," DJ sneered.
"Fair play, no other top 100 winner has used the title for such shrewd and calculating PR. He’s the biggest DJ on the planet . . . but boy does he know it," they added.
The mag went on to highlight the fact he’d got a mate to mix last year’s compilation Tiesto Presents Magik Muzik when he won last year and also mocked his choice of rider for this year’s event which included booze, Red Bull and a selection of cheeses.
"Rock stars ask for mountains of cocaine and racks and racks of whores," they scoffed. "It says a lot for dance music when Tiesto is happy with a cheese ing sandwich."
Elsewhere in the same issue, club reviewer Paul Clarke was equally scathing in a review of the night, focusing on the moment when editor Lesley Wright announced him as a no-show.
"There’s an understandable sense of disappointment from some corners of the crowd- alongside a sigh of relief from those of us who’d prefer to solder our ear together than actually have to listen to his turgid tosh (rubbish- slang Ed)," he spat. "Much as we respect our readers’ choice, we don’t actually have to agree with it, you know?" |
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| A.J. |
How good are cheese sandwiches, man?
I love them! |
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| Light The Fuse |
even tho I like some of tiesto's work a lot, i gotsta agree.
why cut off the hand that feeds you?
'perfecting a magik trick' lol
he is a character though, you gotta give him that. |
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| A.J. |
Apparently the magic trick he was perfecting was "beatmatching"
:D :D :D :D
hehe sorry, it's an old joke, i know. |
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| Breeze |
| he still kicks ass. |
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| DaveBegic |
nice one.
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
Apparently the magic trick he was perfecting was "beatmatching"
:D :D :D :D
hehe sorry, it's an old joke, i know. |
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| escee |
i laughed.
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
Apparently the magic trick he was perfecting was "beatmatching"
:D :D :D :D
hehe sorry, it's an old joke, i know. |
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| christos |
| don't think he cares. He's still a legend! :D |
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| gilmista |
| quote: | Originally posted by christos
don't think he cares. He's still a legend! :D |
i agree. Tiesto owns u stipsy. and he owns DJ mag as well (if this story is even true). |
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| stipsy |
| quote: | Originally posted by gilmista
i agree. Tiesto owns u stipsy. and he owns DJ mag as well (if this story is even true). |
he owns me???? how???
"don't think he cares"
chris thats the stupidest statement youve made in regard to tiesto...hes got one of the biggest pr machines behind to make sure hes "the biggest thing"...talk about ego
...i remember once upon a time back in 99-2000 when tiesto actually WAS the best trance dj in the world..really nice guy and approachable..its all about the dollars and cheese sandwiches now by the looks of it. |
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| 00soups00 |
to be honest, i think the majority of people would turn into the 'own doesnt smell personality' if they got that big..
seriously, i think its normal...
doesnt make it acceptable, but i think its a normal change of personality if you're doted on that much for that long and every whim of yours is catered for |
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| AJS1 |
Hence my new motto.
"Just because you can, doesn't always mean you should"... |
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