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| trevgeeza |
| quote: | Originally posted by batemanscott
Scientist: "Here we have a basic square"
Chief Wiggum: " Woah Woah, slow down egghead!"
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| minchia |
there are soooooo many quotes to choose from. here are a few;
homer - "ur living in a world of make believe, with flowers and bells and lollypops and funny little me with hats"
bart - The 32 D'oh's farking funny
ralph - "me fail english? that's umpossible"
homer - "...what i'm trying to say is that marriage is like a coffin and each kid is a nail, but as coffins go..."
Moe - finds time machine "now to get me some caveman hookers"
barney - drinking from the bar beer tap " uh oh, my heart just stopped........there it goes"
and one of the ultimate ones and it has to be homer, in the episode where the rolling stones are there. it's a bit of a long one but worth it;
homer "are you ready to receive professional training in the art of rock...?"
apu "haven't you slept?"
homer (at a fast pace) "no i couldn't sleep, i even took some pills that i found on the floor and still nothing no i'm afraid that if i stop talking i'll die. isn't Mick great, i thought he'd be like 'ooohhh i'm a rock star" but he's cool like you or me or jesus over there( pointing to an empty corner)
it might have lost it's funnyness in my spiel, but on the show it's a pisser
and finally have a look at one of my signitures. hehe |
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| A.J. |
DUFF MAN: That brown patch need a little H20. Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUSTY ST CLAIRE: But Duff Man...you said if i slept with you i would win the contest
DUFF MAN: Duff man says a lot of things! Ohhhhh yeahhhhh!"
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| batemanscott |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
DUFF MAN: That brown patch need a little H20. Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUSTY ST CLAIRE: But Duff Man...you said if i slept with you i would win the contest
DUFF MAN: Duff man says a lot of things! Ohhhhh yeahhhhh!"
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bwahahahahahahaha:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
"duffman is thrusting in his direction" ohh yeahh! |
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| RaVVaR |
| Chief Wiggum: 'Here we are boys, 123 Fake St, home of wifey knifey' |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by tachyon
Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead:
Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
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stop stealing my quotes :p :whip: |
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| RaVVaR |
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own."
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"The strong must protect the sweet"
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"
"D'oh!!!"
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"God bless those pagans."
"I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"Mmmm, free goo."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
"Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!" |
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| RaVVaR |
| quote: | Originally posted by RaVVaR
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
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LOL !!!!! |
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| joshyd |
| quote: | Originally posted by RaVVaR
OK guys .. this show only gets better and better as u get older ..
what are your favourite episodes?? what are your favourite quotes from the famous 'Homer' ... :tongue2
Ma fav episodes and quotes:
- Pinchy the Lobster "i put pinchy in a nice warm bath.." lol
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dude, pinchy the lobster episode is my favorite too!!!! i love it.
ahh so funny |
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| RaVVaR |
| quote: | Originally posted by joshyd
dude, pinchy the lobster episode is my favorite too!!!! i love it.
ahh so funny |
haha ! how mad is it when he's walking him on the beach and the little lobster comes up to him and he gets scared lol ..and his like 4 times as big as him HAHAHAHA !!
Matt Greoning should become a dj !! so full of surprises! |
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| Doc Matrix |
Bart: So it's valuable huh?
Comic Book Guy: Oooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional! I simply cannot allow you to waste them here, when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment! Go! Go! For the good of the city! |
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