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| Henkie_henk |
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)
6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)
7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapor lock)
8. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)
12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(???, it's never happened) |
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| rayDreamer |
ahha I laughed my ass off :)
so funny haha |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(???, it's never happened) |
so trueeeee.. hehehhehehe
i love these two.
:D :D :D
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| Uisgdlyast |
| lol, funny.. kind of against men though arent they? |
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| kluba_702 |
| hears some of those b4, but funny nonetheless:stongue: |
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| Fraggle |
| hehehhehhehhe!!! :D:D:D |
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| Havesomefun |
Henkie.... it hurts! heh
o well, theyre jokes :P ...
One day, Craig is driving his car and gets broadsided off a cliff and into a ravine, dying instantly. He is taken up to God and God tells Craig that he will be given a new life because his was unfairly taken from him. He gets to choose from personal attributes in his next life, which includes what brain he wants. "The men's brains will require low to mediocre faith but the women's brains cost require medium to high faith".
"Why's that?," asks Craig.
And God replies, "because the men's brains are used." |
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| TranceFusion |
| I couldn't stop laughing and thinking at the same time how much these suck towards guys....women have to much time on their hands, because you know a chick made that up......lol j.k first off to Ur Dream Grl just in case heh :rolleyes: :cool: :cool: :cool: |
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| Flippe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapor lock)
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ROFLMAO!!!!
This one is really good! |
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| Juricimo |
funny stuff Henk...those are all true!!!
>JM< |
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