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Thread that Vlad is NOT ALLOWED to read.. (pg. 7)
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| glittergirl |
did it ever occur to you maybe he doesnt want to get laid?
maybe he just wants a big chocolate cake. with sprinkles. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by glittergirl
did it ever occur to you maybe he doesnt want to get laid?
maybe he just wants a big chocolate cake. with sprinkles. |
in the shape of breastesesesesseses |
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| Cobra Commander |
| quote: | Originally posted by glittergirl
yes. |
Glitter looking sprinkles :stongue: :stongue: |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Busy Child
we once did that to my boy who turned 21. We all went to a strip joint and we all pitched in to get him a lap dance from this bangin stripper. So this guy announces on the loud speaker for my friend to come back for his "birthday surprise" and he got all red in the face.
He stood up and was like " NO, IM NOT DOIN IT!" cuz hes the biggest prude ever and a virgin. We all begged him but he was persistant. So the bouncer comes up to him and says "dude, all of your buddies bought u a sweet present. If i were you, id get the up there in the private booth." By now the bouncer was gettin ticked off cuz the stripper was wasting time doin nothing so with the quickness, i got up and said "Ill GO" and went back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, i loved those college days. |
somehow this story sounds incomplete :haha: |
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| bubbleravegirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Busy Child
we once did that to my boy who turned 21. We all went to a strip joint and we all pitched in to get him a lap dance from this bangin stripper. So this guy announces on the loud speaker for my friend to come back for his "birthday surprise" and he got all red in the face.
He stood up and was like " NO, IM NOT DOIN IT!" cuz hes the biggest prude ever and a virgin. We all begged him but he was persistant. So the bouncer comes up to him and says "dude, all of your buddies bought u a sweet present. If i were you, id get the up there in the private booth." By now the bouncer was gettin ticked off cuz the stripper was wasting time doin nothing so with the quickness, i got up and said "Ill GO" and went back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, i loved those college days. |
somehow im not surprised the story ended like this....lols :D man it was ONLY a lap dance...not like he had a gf or sumdin... |
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| glittergirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cobra Commander
Glitter looking sprinkles :stongue: :stongue: |
you know me too well. |
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| Busy Child |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
somehow this story sounds incomplete :haha: |
um . . .
i walked out with the hugest ass smile?
seriously, we were gonna lose our lapdance if no one was gonna take it, so i did. Everyone was just pissed that they werent thinkin with the quikness like me. |
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| Porky |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
what? slip him a used condom? onto that glow cock? |
wait a minute... i thought vlad was a guy!
:conf: :conf: :conf: |
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| Trancer-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Busy Child
um . . .
i walked out with the hugest ass smile?
seriously, we were gonna lose our lapdance if no one was gonna take it, so i did. Everyone was just pissed that they werent thinkin with the quikness like me. |
Busy saved the day! Go Bzy! :stongue: |
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| kid nyce |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancer-X
Busy saved the day! Go Bzy! :stongue: |
busy's just a slut thats all |
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| EyesOfExtasy |
| quote: | Originally posted by glittergirl
i want a purple glowcock. |
me 2, but my birthday just passed...dammit I guess I have to wait for next year :p :p Purple is my favorite color :D |
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