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The hottest thing a girl has evar told you (pg. 12)
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| Dirk W. |
theres been some memorable lines.
i think one of the better ones was I got pulled (literally) into a girls bathroom on a cruise ship and two girls asked me what i wanted them to do. the possibilities. |
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| dieselbambino69 |
| " why u turning into this abandoned building?" |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
I got pulled (literally) into a girls bathroom on a cruise ship and two girls asked me what i wanted them to do. the possibilities. |
...and then you woke up and your Spiderman jammies were all wet and sticky in around Jaco's favorite touching spot...:D |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
" why u turning into this abandoned building?" |
Are you sure it was a girl :rolleyes: :stongue: |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
" why u turning into this abandoned building?" |
lol. das a good one.
and the line in mah sig is from a bumper sticker. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
...and then you woke up and your Spiderman jammies were all wet and sticky in around Jaco's favorite touching spot...:D |
:) hahaha, no seriously. the rest of the story ain't that great though so I didn't come out a hero.
by the way, hooking up on cruise ships is 100% guaranteed. I have hooked up on every cruise i have gone on with minimal effort. something about being trapped on a boat with their parents can really drop a girl's moral inhibitions. |
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| DiMethGuy |
"It's not yours"
now that sexay |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
did you offer to check her air filter and spark plugs as well? :p |
:haha:
I worded it that way on purpose, but I knew it would come off sounding funny.
Another one of my buddies had two girls give him a condom. Go to the bedroom and start getting it on. He left. He has far more moral integrity than I, cause I woulda hit that . |
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| CynepMeH |
Her to me:
"Take off my dress...
...good... now, take off my bra...
Take off my shoes...
ok, now go ahead and take off my stockings...
remove my panties...
AND NEVER, NEVER WEAR MY CLOTHES AGAIN, YOU PERVERT!!!" |
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| eye_03 |
| thats funny on quite a few levels.. actually, only one.:rolleyes: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
Her to me:
"Take off my dress...
...good... now, take off my bra...
Take off my shoes...
ok, now go ahead and take off my stockings...
remove my panties...
AND NEVER, NEVER WEAR MY CLOTHES AGAIN, YOU PERVERT!!!" |
:stongue: :haha: |
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