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Embarrassing situations in clubs. (pg. 4)
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
she was wearing flip flops
it was my fault though, but still, ing flip flops |
it's ok, u made up for all those times i got my foot stomped on by heavyset bitches in heels... who then don't apologize |
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| muzzybear |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
3 things
1) i once got slapped in the face by some chick
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If you've every read this guy's posts, no wonder he got a smack in the face. He's probably got another one coming. LOL! |
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| Spacey Orange |
Walked into a huge mirror shaped like a doorway once whie my ex was a feet away, but i'm not sure she saw even though others must have. I was hammered!
Making out with some chick, she fell backwards and slammed her head against the concrete. I was on top of her. Again, both hammered.
LESSON: Only get hammered at places with padded floors and without door-shaped mirrors. |
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| Magimaster |
| quote: | | Once i saw an old couple (about 45) at a club. That was pretty fun... |
| quote: | | Theres this old guy that frequents this one club I used to gotto, he's like 60 or something, He never stops dancing, he never has a shirt on, and he smells like tiger balm(So he is prob popping Es like a SoB) and he's always surounded by hot chicks... Amazing . |
haha that's like the standard here in Vancouver...old asian people in clubs. Only for the trance nights though :stongue: they won't come out during the regular hip-hop nights and stuff.
Some ravers never grow up. |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magimaster
haha that's like the standard here in Vancouver...old asian people in clubs. Only for the trance nights though :stongue: they won't come out during the regular hip-hop nights and stuff.
Some ravers never grow up. |
they're the true p.i.m.p.'s |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
"Oh my God, someone's butt is being BAAAADDDD!!!" |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
that was just really funny for some reason hahha |
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| gd_nimrod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
that was just really funny for some reason hahha |
I found it funny cause i pictured a black bitch saying it.
And then the usual stereotypical: "Mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" |
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| UWM |
I've fallen down a set of stairs once because I was so ed up that I couldn't really feel myself and had little control. Not a full blown fall, mind you, but enough of one to warrant attention.
I've been in the same bar/club when 2 girls I was dating at the same time were both there.
I had someone walk in on me doing coke in a bathroom once.
I had someone walk in on me having sex in a bathroom more than once.
Oops. |
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| dieselbambino69 |
| hahahahhahahahah u just reminded me... i was at this bar one night and i was loaded. it was 2 dollar pitchers and i was milking that bar dry for every drop of beer. anyways i met this chick. and we started dancing then started in around a bit, and then she whispered in my ear "take me to ur house" and for some reasons the only words that could come out of my mouth is "your a slut. your a dirty slut, and im gonna pound you." anyways she left PISSED off. so i followed her apologizing (you dont know me when im drunk, what u see on the boards is how i am when im hammered), we must have walked like 5 blocks of her not paying attention to me and me apologizing like a fool. and then i saw an after hours club and let her go and ran into there with one of my friends. anyways it ended up being a TA party at this after hours club. I recognized one person and i was guest of honour for the rest of the night there lol. anyways the embarassing moment is i started dancing and i was soo hammered i took the biggest whipe out on the floor and just lied there half unconcious till kevinearth picked me up lol. |
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| lücid |
i was dating this guy long-distance, and i ended up going to see AvB for the first time, got faced, and ended up dancing and making out with 2 diff guys and 1 girl. i got so drunk i didn't even realize that for half the night i was in the wrong room while Armin was spinning his set in the other room. i finally ended up catching the last hour of his set and his encore - which was pretty ing badass - he stood on top of the DJ booth and then came down into the crowd.
the next day, the long-distance bf ends up calling me saying "please don't say it's true" and then told me this story about how one of his friends was at the club and saw me making out with these people.
i'm pretty sure he found out through my friend that was there with me. :mad:
the embarassing thing is... you're not supposed to get caught cheating when you're 2000 miles away! |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i was dating this guy long-distance, and i ended up going to see AvB for the first time, got faced, and ended up dancing and making out with 2 diff guys and 1 girl. i got so drunk i didn't even realize that for half the night i was in the wrong room while Armin was spinning his set in the other room. i finally ended up catching the last hour of his set and his encore - which was pretty ing badass - he stood on top of the DJ booth and then came down into the crowd.
the next day, the long-distance bf ends up calling me saying "please don't say it's true" and then told me this story about how one of his friends was at the club and saw me making out with these people.
i'm pretty sure he found out through my friend that was there with me. :mad:
the embarassing thing is... you're not supposed to get caught cheating when you're 2000 miles away! |
isnt there some rule about cheating and area codes? i forget, something like if you arent in the same area code then its not really cheating. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
isnt there some rule about cheating and area codes? i forget, something like if you arent in the same area code then its not really cheating. |
haha, yeah... where's that from, Road Trip?
E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
Kyle: That makes no sense.
E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, OK, I didn't make up the rules.
Rubin: No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.
E.L.: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place. |
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