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romantic stuff you do to your gf ? (pg. 2)
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| OurManFlint |
| Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish- her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming |
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| töbias |
The key to being romantic is doing the stuff you normally do, but do it just a little differently. Its a bit of a warning sign if your girl says this though.
For example,
eating food = not romantic,
cooking dinner for your girl from a cook book with some candles and some nice wine = romantic.
So a little further,
picking your girl up from work = not romantic,
picking your girlfriend up from work and giving her a small chocolate = romantic
Just throw in a few random things into the stuff you normally do.
The best things you can do I think to be romantic is being spontaneous, like:
- Get out of town. Even if its a hotel room an hour away, watch some in house movies, drink some alcohol, have a spa. Don't watch sport.
- Go to a park during the night or day, sit on a blanket, and drink some alcohol and chat a little. Try not to put grass in her mouth.
- Write notes. Either write some post it notes and leave them all around her room or house telling her how you feel, or get a small box and write little love stuff on little pieces of paper and put it in the box, then give the box as a present. |
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| dieselbambino69 |
| slap her and call her dirty |
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| SID133 |
send her flowers for no reason
buy her gifts not to brake the bank but something nice
also try cooking for her
do that stuff and panties get wet for ya
ps
dont her friends |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish- her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming |
this started out with some serious potential but then...
:haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :haha:
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| CynepMeH |
Fellas, fellas, fellas!
haven't you been reading Maxim lately? The romance is dead! RIP Romance! chix nowdays find that "romantic" stuff too overbearing, at times freaking out. The stereotype of the yore, that women like that sissy - is so 80's! Todays woman is liberated, out to get some seks (yes, buttseks too - 65% surveyed said "yes" to buttseks) and finds this romantic crap too cheesy.
sure, there are some momma's girls left around, but usually those are the low-self-esteem psychos that will hunt you down with a sharp object and/or high calliber weapon.
Best thing is be yourself, don't be overbearing, don't be cheesy. the key is subtlety - being affectionate without being overly obvious and dorky.
All this means is nowdays you have to be more creative before you get lucky... and I don't mean "lucky" as "touched by your uncle".
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
Fellas, fellas, fellas!
haven't you been reading Maxim lately? The romance is dead! RIP Romance! chix nowdays find that "romantic" stuff too overbearing, at times freaking out. The stereotype of the yore, that women like that sissy - is so 80's! Todays woman is liberated, out to get some seks (yes, buttseks too - 65% surveyed said "yes" to buttseks) and finds this romantic crap too cheesy.
sure, there are some momma's girls left around, but usually those are the low-self-esteem psychos that will hunt you down with a sharp object and/or high calliber weapon.
Best thing is be yourself, don't be overbearing, don't be cheesy. the key is subtlety - being affectionate without being overly obvious and dorky.
All this means is nowdays you have to be more creative before you get lucky... and I don't mean "lucky" as "touched by your uncle".
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Yep, yep, you are on the money. |
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| TweeK |
| Draw her something stupid, like i do....... |
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| Creamfields23 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
take her shopping. that'll shut her up for a while. |
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OMG I can't believe a woman replying this, you shopaholic! :p |
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| guster |
two words.
hot karl. |
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| BTG |
| when it was my gfs birthday, i slept with her. twice. that's about as romantic as i'll ever get. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
stick it in da p00p3r.. while saying "i love you" |
eww and get dingleberries and ass-stew all over your weiner.
no thanks
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