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| CATHAIN |
Somebody sent me this joke and said you would only find it funny if you were from ireland (accent and slang used?). Anyway see what youse think...
A Guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc .
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered
in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
And the guy says," I'm green with NV".
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
around her most intimate parts.
He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, And the host
opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy, standing stark
naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob
stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You
could get arrested standing like that out there in the street like that.
Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"
Paddy replies,
"Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Murphy here has just cum in despair" |
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| |cEbLu3 |
| worth a ha i suppose |
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| wee_rooney |
| ROFL, good ! :D |
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| Theresa |
| Hee hee, I get it :) |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by |cEbLu3
worth a ha i suppose |
wtf you really need a sens of humour, thats piss funny :haha: |
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| maxstradamus |
| lol, that's brilliant :haha: |
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| dallastar |
| :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Ben_Lei |
| good one. to bad its hard to translate into dutch |
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| Progrezzion |
replace custard with a pear.
Punch line: Im deep in despare |
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