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| CATHAIN |
I heard a most of these myself before but theres a few good ones in there i havent seen before ;)
WHY????
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are flat?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
And my own personal favorite...
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? |
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| Gholy Host |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gholy Host
*quickly presses the 'Back' button* |
Same here :stongue: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by CATHAIN
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? |
:stongue: |
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| Massive84 |
Some funny in here :D.
last one is class :).
These 2 made me laugh also :p
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
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| Orbital32 |
WHY????
| quote: | Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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because the stars will always stay the same in your lifetime, paint will dry in a few hours.
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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? |
Dying by a biogical agent is considred cruel and unusual punshiment.
| quote: | | Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
he's an actor.
| quote: | Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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water won't pass through my chest, but when somebody tries to squrit me with a water gun i still hide.
| quote: | | Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
radio communication
| quote: | | Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? |
well techincally it was shorted from "wlyspian"
| quote: | | What is the speed of darkness? |
Darkness is an absense of radiant energy, nothing is being "pushed", thus
there is nothing to measure the speed of, other than the dissipation of
light.
...(note: why isn't this a why question?")
| quote: | | Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? |
no, because the laws do not require them.
again not a why quesion.
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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? |
in the box
not a why question.
code:
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
zero degrees.
not a why question
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? |
there are a number of species that we "could" have evolved from. (if you belive in that)
not a why question
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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? |
posting stupid question on TA.
not a why question ;)
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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? |
it depends. If a couple has less then a stress free life (ie: not many domestic issues) research has shown that they do tend to live longer.
not a why question
And my own personal favorite...
| quote: | | If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? |
no, they are physically still one person.
not a why question.
P.s. This how much time i have when i come from work early :) |
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| CATHAIN |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
nice work ;) |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by CATHAIN
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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As far as i know, we are not taught in school that we evolved from apes, because as you say they are a seperate species.
But, we evolved from ape-like creatures, meaning that what we evolved from was similar to the current ape...Now i dont know what it evolved from would look like...
They, make that comparison to simplify it for people, but idiots just take it the wrong way. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
As far as i know, we are not taught in school that we evolved from apes, because as you say they are a seperate species.
But, we evolved from ape-like creatures, meaning that what we evolved from was similar to the current ape...Now i dont know what it evolved from would look like...
They, make that comparison to simplify it for people, but idiots just take it the wrong way. |
Nope, Aliens mixed thier DNA with apes thousands of years ago creating humans, were just a hybrid & nothing special. |
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