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TA Battle of the MC's contest (pg. 9)
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
look, we're at war, at the front door of the jihadist whores/
they fightin us in the streets and neighborhoods, but its clearly misunderstood/
the hippies cry n complain about it, dont go to war, but when u ask what to do, they cant tell u about it/
iraq in the news, given the blues, i just choose, not to hear the qews/
im tired of all this bull, why cant we just live peacefully, and drop the pickets/
bush, comon man, wtf are u doin?/
u makin everybody become haters of flamers and date rapers/ |
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| girllovingtvibe |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
look son, i finished my finals last week, and won/
so now im bored, seemly lookin at the floor/
but lo-n-behold im readin a book on anatomy/
im sorry im lazy now, but dont be mad at me/
books very intrigueing, sometimes i feel like teethin/
when im done wit my book, im gonna have a look/
at da television, i got no cable/
such a fable, when im watchin judge judy from across my dining room table/
im so bored bored bored, cant wait til christmas/
when i get my presents, and get no more boredom/
until the euphoria whines down, and then i get a frown/
check it check it check it outttttt |
giggle.... |
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| NiteMer |
Bored at work,
some might think I'm a jerk.
When I pwn all you fools,
makin you look like tools.
Foo Sheeesee, who's he,
thinking I make up stories about me.
Floorfilla, he could be reala,
never see him out, that's the dilla.
UWM, a true gentleman,
I must be kidding you, he just s dem.
Then there's Boomer, my fellow dj,
using the out of the :wtf:, to my dismay.
Good ol Slylee, post whoring it up,
some of y'all mistake her for a coke slut.
Lucid, the brazen, tells it like it is,
But she drinks PBR, which tastes like jizz.
Orbax, the angry, why he's pissed is unclear,
Maybe it's cause he's an alky and someone drank his last beer.
If my rhyme offended, it was all in jest,
If I get creative, I'll rip all the rest. |
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| rooibos |
all your rhymes are wack like jdat when he smokes crack puking on redbull, vodka, and smack
my sister could tear you all up and she aint even an mc
she don't even like rap shes a goth yeh you see
rich ass white suckers rhymin behind your computer screens aint never been on the real streets else you'd scream
posting bull on TA thinkin you're the , you're just a ing poser like vivid boy so i suggest you, sit, the down and stop typin unplug your keyboard and get writing
dont bother posting another verse cause your dont flow
you could hear a dope rhyme and not even know
cause none of you got the skillz like me, aplz
also known on irc as tha mothafukin craplz
could diss yall up in two ing lines but you poser mother******s wouldnt have the time to rethink what i said
your about as smart as bubbles who lives in a shed
go back bumpin your ass trance
while i rhyme dope that gets the chicks to dance
YEH! :wtf: |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by rooibos
all your rhymes are wack like jdat when he smokes crack puking on redbull, vodka, and smack
my sister could tear you all up and she aint even an mc
she don't even like rap shes a goth yeh you see
rich ass white suckers rhymin behind your computer screens aint never been on the real streets else you'd scream
posting bull on TA thinkin you're the , you're just a ing poser like vivid boy so i suggest you, sit, the down and stop typin unplug your keyboard and get writing
dont bother posting another verse cause your dont flow
you could hear a dope rhyme and not even know
cause none of you got the skillz like me, aplz
also known on irc as tha mothafukin craplz
could diss yall up in two ing lines but you poser mother******s wouldnt have the time to rethink what i said
your about as smart as bubbles who lives in a shed
go back bumpin your ass trance
while i rhyme dope that gets the chicks to dance
YEH! :wtf: |
i hope n pray your not serious:haha: |
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| rooibos |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
i hope n pray your not serious:haha: |
No. Older TA's know that I rhyme as a joke. :stongue: I can rhyme foreal though, just not typing. Typing stuff is a joke, cause you can't flow and 95% of the time people steal and/or just spend an hour doing it, so none of it is a real freestyle. :p |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by rooibos
No. Older TA's know that I rhyme as a joke. :stongue: I can rhyme foreal though, just not typing. Typing stuff is a joke, cause you can't flow and 95% of the time people steal and/or just spend an hour doing it, so none of it is a real freestyle. :p |
It's no fun that way. I was at a house party spinning and got pretty drunk. I have a punjabi rap that I do when I'm joking around and loaded. My friend grabbed me and told me there were some people flowing upstairs and that I had to do it. I went upstairs and these people were taking themselves all seriously, with pre-written rhymes (gay if you ask me). So I bust in with a 2 minute Indian rap, with accent. "When you come to my 7-11, you weeze the juice, don't do that, that's convenience store abuse. Etc..." It was pretty ing funny. |
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| dj tek |
this is a verse from a rapper on Ice-T's album from 89, 'Freedom Of Speech...Just Watch What You Say..'
theres a mouse in my house so i bought a cat
the cat ran away cuz now theres a rat
im on the attack with my baseball bat
that one rat brought many others back
so all thru my house, i set up traps
but it seems like the rats have a map
so nowadays i dont know how to act
so i feed the rats crack.
:wtf: |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
this is a verse from a rapper on Ice-T's album from 89, 'Freedom Of Speech...Just Watch What You Say..'
theres a mouse in my house so i bought a cat
the cat ran away cuz now theres a rat
im on the attack with my baseball bat
that one rat brought many others back
so all thru my house, i set up traps
but it seems like the rats have a map
so nowadays i dont know how to act
so i feed the rats crack.
:wtf: |
MY rhymes are better than THAT:eyes: :eyes: |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
MY rhymes are better than THAT:eyes: :eyes: |
that rhyme was actually witty it was done sarcastically simple on purpose... u wouldnt understand if you wasnt a tru hip hop head..
all you new school kids, check out :
Blue On Blue
its a hip hop-tech track on Dave Clarke's album Devil's Advocate... sick lyrics and one of the best productions ive heard in a while... techno influenced yet still keeps it hip hop. |
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| mto |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
this is a verse from a rapper on Ice-T's album from 89, 'Freedom Of Speech...Just Watch What You Say..'
theres a mouse in my house so i bought a cat
the cat ran away cuz now theres a rat
im on the attack with my baseball bat
that one rat brought many others back
so all thru my house, i set up traps
but it seems like the rats have a map
so nowadays i dont know how to act
so i feed the rats crack.
:wtf: |
Donald P on 'What Ya Wanna Do' that shi is still ill. |
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