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The Greatest Trance CD Of All Times, as presented by Radagast
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| Radagast |
Various Artists - Trance Central
In my ever vigilant quest I have finally found the greatest Trance CD of all times. Now as you can see, it is listed as "Various Artists", however, legend has it that this CD was mixed by the then-unkown Trance artist DJ Sammy during his greatest renaissance period as a Trance DJ. Imported directly from the beaches of Ibiza, it is said that Sammy, while standing on these beaches one fated night under the influence of a rave drug known as "Blato Oblongato", looked up at the clear full moon and pondered the eternal question..."Is it truly made of cheese?" Then he sat down and mixed this CD. This CD is so underground that it makes Molemen look like Supermen. Also, the jewel case is an actual JEWEL case.
Tracklisting:
CD1
1. Take Me Away (Into the Night) [Radio Edit] - 4 Strings
2. Mother [Altitude Mix] - M Factor
3. Something [Radio Edit] - Lasgo
4. This Is My Sound [CJ Stone Radio Edit] - DJ Shog
5. Heaven [Greencourt Mix Edit]
6. In the Beginning [Radio Edit] - Roger Goode
7. Troy (The Phoenix from the Flame) [Rob Searle Edit] - Sinéad O'Connor
8. Sweet Freedom [Tillmann Uhrmacher Mix] - Safri Duo
9. True Love Never Dies [Rob Searle Radio Edit] - Flip & Fill
10. Will I? [Radio Edit] - Ian Van Dahl
11. All I Ever Wanted (Devotion) [Vocal Radio Edit] - Mystery
12. Running [Radio Edit] - Marc Aurel
13. Tremble [Radio Edit] - Marc Et Claude
14. Gimme Some More [FTW Radio Mix] - DJ Gert
15. Hope and Wait [Radio Edit]
16. Suddenly Silently [Smash and Grab Radio Edit] - Origene
17. You're Not Alone [Radio Edit] - ATB
18. Don't Want Your Love [Vocal Radio Edit]
19. Harder [Radio Edit]
20. On the Run [Yakooza Radio Mix] - Tillmann Uhrmacher
CD2
1. Drifting Away [Radio Edit] - Lange
2. Close Cover [Orion Too Radio Mix] - Minimalistix
3. Sun (Goes Down) [Radio Edit]
4. Missing [Ibiza by Night Radio Edit]
5. Beautiful [Radio Edit] - Matt Darey
6. Temple of Dreams [Radio Edit] - Future Breeze
7. Heaven Is Closer [Radio Edit] - Dario G
8. Time to Wonder [Radio Edit] - DJ's at Work
9. Fly Me to the Moon [Marc Aurel Radio Cut] - Tokyo Ghetto
10. Energetic Rhythm [Original Radio Edit]
11. Pulsar 2002 [Radio Edit Mix] - Mauro Picotto
12. Exhale [Radio Edit] - System F
13. Redemption [Radio Edit] - RMB
14. Infected [Radio Edit] - Barthezz
15. Feel My Desire [Radio Mix]
16. Good Time [Cream Team Radio Edit]
17. Drill [Radio Edit] - Dirt Devils
18. Babyland [72 Attack on Air Mix] - Maria Naylor
19. Children [Radio Edit] - 4Clubebrs
20. Don't Panic [Radio Edit] - Logo
Yes, this can all be yours for the low low price of $2,921.68 plus shipping & handling.
Reviews from satisfied owners of the greatest trance CD of all time:
Molly Goodgolly, Cleveland, IL wrote:
This is by far the greatest CD ever of any genre of music. I must carry this CD everywhere I go, because it has such a power over my mind that I worry when i'm away from it. I turn invisible when I put it on my finger. With this CD I feel like I have the power to take over the world and rule as evil Queen Goodgolly. Bow before Queen Goodgolly.
Johnny Vindictive, Kansas, AK wrote:
"GOD, I WAS GOING TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE BUT I SPENT $3,000 ON LASGO - SOMETHING INSTEAD! I'M GOING TO SHOVE A PENCIL UP MY NOSE AND STAB MY BRAIN UNTIL I CAN'T REMEMBER MY OWN NAME!"
Vince McCracken, Staton Island, NY wrote:
The gentleman above me clearly has several mental problems to sort out with his family psychiatrist. Anyone with a sane mind would instantly recognize that this CD is so great that it should replace oxygen as the thing we breathe to stay alive. If this CD were in a room with 10 of the nakedest sexiest supermodels in the world, I would go immediately to the CD and proceed to have sexual intercourse with it. If one of the supermodels tried to join in I would slap the bitch with my right hand and tell her to leave me and Trance Central to our privacy. My $3,000 was well spent.
Don't delay! Get yours today! |
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| DJ Cinos |
| What twisted joke is this? I thought you were serious for a moment. |
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| Plastick |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Yes, this can all be yours for the low low price of $2,921.68 plus shipping & handling.
Reviews from satisfied owners of the greatest trance CD of all time:
Molly Goodgolly, Cleveland, IL wrote:
This is by far the greatest CD ever of any genre of music. I must carry this CD everywhere I go, because it has such a power over my mind that I worry when i'm away from it. I turn invisible when I put it on my finger. With this CD I feel like I have the power to take over the world and rule as evil Queen Goodgolly. Bow before Queen Goodgolly.
Johnny Vindictive, Kansas, AK wrote:
"GOD, I WAS GOING TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE BUT I SPENT $3,000 ON LASGO - SOMETHING INSTEAD! I'M GOING TO SHOVE A PENCIL UP MY NOSE AND STAB MY BRAIN UNTIL I CAN'T REMEMBER MY OWN NAME!"
Vince McCracken, Staton Island, NY wrote:
The gentleman above me clearly has several mental problems to sort out with his family psychiatrist. Anyone with a sane mind would instantly recognize that this CD is so great that it should replace oxygen as the thing we breathe to stay alive. If this CD were in a room with 10 of the nakedest sexiest supermodels in the world, I would go immediately to the CD and proceed to have sexual intercourse with it. If one of the supermodels tried to join in I would slap the bitch with my right hand and tell her to leave me and Trance Central to our privacy. My $3,000 was well spent.
Don't delay! Get yours today! |
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. U made my day. |
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| sEpH |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Johnny Vindictive, Kansas, AK wrote:
"GOD, I WAS GOING TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE BUT I SPENT $3,000 ON LASGO - SOMETHING INSTEAD! I'M GOING TO SHOVE A PENCIL UP MY NOSE AND STAB MY BRAIN UNTIL I CAN'T REMEMBER MY OWN NAME!"
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| Aristronica |
LOLz, Tokyo Ghetto , I remember that song
everybody on the floor and I'll kiss your lips were CHOONS too hahahahaha |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| You need to get a life. Seriously. I'm worried about you. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Must try harder. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Must try harder. |
I second that. Or on second thought, don't. Just don't. |
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| Eis |
| LOL That's some CD :haha: |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
You need to get a life. Seriously. I'm worried about you. |
+1 and take it to COR.;) |
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