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Funny masturbation story.... (pg. 2)
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THE_Chris
Nothing beats using good old Righty Mc.Hand....

(except if a girl is involved in some way)
::TranceVanDyk::
how could u stick anything up your pee-hole even when your THAT horny.
CONNERMAN2000
After reading that story, I think Ill stick to the usual, tried-and-true way of masterbating. :D
Gunyouken
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whiskers
yeah, that story was the first thing i thought of when i saw "funny masturbation story"

in case anyone reads the comments before reading long posts, do not read that story if you have a weak stomach. when chuck reads this story at book readings, people tend to pass out; the count of people who fainted is up to 39, i believe.
Jackson
And i was looking forward to getting a good nights sleep tonight, im gonna be up all night thinking about this post.....oh well.
That really was just....wrong, i dont think i can ever go swimming again!
Halcyon+On+On
Wow - that was an amazing read!

:wtf:

He's got a very evocative style of writing. I wasn't really all that grossed out by it though, despite the fact that I always visualize things way too much. Not very funny in the traditional sense, but I found myself laughing nevertheless. Worth the read if you have the time.
.Agent_J.
You have to much time on your hands.
Tranceporter99
what the , that is insane, no one can survive that.
razerscutpeople
thats was ed up! i think ill stick to regular masterbating,

daeus
lol, random, funny as the reactions from ppl tho lo
Sunsnail
omfg, I would be the one to pass-out. That is horrible. Plus it could really happen... I stopped when the guys intestines came out
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