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LOL, this could ONLY happen to ME!
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| d!abolic |
I smoke weed once every couple of months. So it's really, and i mean REALLY rare for me to have a controlled substance on me. With that in mind, consider the irony of the following. It was one my chicks' birthday this weekend, so i decided that we should smoke a joint as a special treat. We smoked one earlier in the day and had some left over for the evening. So on the way home, i was looking for a spot to park, roll up and smoke. It had to be a good spot because it was the middle of the night, and a car in the middle of some abandomed parking lot would surely attract police attention. So i figured i'd use reverse psychology:
"You know what, i've got an idea. See that 24-hour grocery store? We're gonna park in the front row of the brightly lit parking lot. There's no way in hell that cops would come looking for anyone there. It's the most visible spot imaginable."
Sounded pretty good in theory, no? So we park and i unload the contents of the baggie onto a piece of paper and get ready to roll. Moments later, i look in the rear-view, and see a silver car passing us ever so slowly.
"Hahah, wouldn't it be funny if what was a cop?"
Two seconds later, as the car is turning to park on our right, i look at the passenger window and see the RAM attached to it's front bumper. Yep, undercover cruiser.
So i immediately grab the weed and eat it. To my relief (and anger), the cop gets out and starts walking towards the store's entrance without even looking at us.
OWNED
P.S. Weed tastes like |
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| Matt |
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| jdjd |
It's a good idea in theory, I learned that shoplifting is best done right where there's a crowd of people and everyone can see you lol.
Did you at least get high from the weed you ate? heh, I heard it doesn't work very well if you don't cook it.. |
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| d!abolic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matt
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i can't believe you took the time to do that. cute :haha:
| quote: | Originally posted by jdjd
It's a good idea in theory, I learned that shoplifting is best done right where there's a crowd of people and everyone can see you lol.
Did you at least get high from the weed you ate? heh, I heard it doesn't work very well if you don't cook it.. |
no, but the incident did have me giggling for awhile |
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| Matt |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
i can't believe you took the time to do that. cute :haha:
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you just love the attention. |
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| Crazy Serb |
| good thing you didn't have any 'shrooms lying around... phew. |
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| j_spot |
| dude, you need a blog. |
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| Durafei |
| quote: | Originally posted by j_spot
dude, you need a blog. |
may I recommend www.blogger.com :p |
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| St_Andrew |
digi will be pissed of for another blogg tho :p:p
funny story btw :D |
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| Playa24_7 |
| haha that reminds me of the movie super troopers hahaha :haha: |
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| psychosomatica |
Precisely how i got my gmail account. Did you ever think it was weird that the account site is blogger.. but the host site is blogspot? ITS KKEERRRRAAAZZYYY |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
...So i immediately grab the weed and eat it. To my relief (and anger), the cop gets out and starts walking towards the store's entrance without even looking at us.
OWNED
P.S. Weed tastes like |
Owned is right, LMFAO...why the did you eat it? Dude, I highly doubt that you would have been arrested if you just had enough pot for a single joint. They'd try to scare you because you're in a car, but no way they're going through the hassle of processing you when they can just take your pot and smoke it themselves later, haha :) |
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