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| Durafei |
> >Q. What doesn't belong in this list:
> >Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
> >
> >A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or
> >wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
> >
> >Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
> >
> >A. So men can be open minded.
> >
> >Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
> >
> >A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
> >
> >Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
> >
> >A. The longer you play with them, the harder they
> get.
> >
> >Q. What's the difference between your
> >paycheck and your cock?
> >
> >A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your
> paycheck!
> >
> >Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
> >
> >A. "Is it in?"
> >
> >Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
> >
> >A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
> >
> >Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy
> >Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
> >
> >A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
> >
> >Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
> sex?
> >
> >A. One of his fingers is clean.
> >
> >Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
> >
> >A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for
> months.
> >
> >Q. Whats the difference between parsley and ?
> >
> >A. Nobody eats parsley.
> >
> >Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
> >
> >A. Kermits Finger
> >
> >Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
> >
> >A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
> Goodyear.
> >
> >Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in
> common?
> >
> >A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
> >breaks, you're screwed. |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Durafei
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> >Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
> >
> >A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
> >Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
> >
> >A. "Is it in?"
> >Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
> sex?
> >
> >A. One of his fingers is clean.
> >Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
> >
> >A. Kermits Finger
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these were my favorites...
good ones.. hehehe:stongue: :stongue:
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| lMIlk |
| haha i like the kermit one and the open minded person. NIce jokes. |
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| Fraggle |
heheheheh!!!
nice ones Durafei!!! :):):)
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| Flippe |
I like the Bungy-Jump one.
Nice one! |
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| AnotherWay83 |
heh nice ones...dont know if u'll have heard these??
y do tampons have strings?
so guys can floss after eating
how are priests similar to christmas trees?
both have balls just for show
how r gynaecologists similar to pizza delivery guys?
both can smell it but can't eat it
peace |
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| TriPhOdd |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| kluba_702 |
thanx bro;)
made me smile:D |
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| kluba_702 |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
how r gynaecologists similar to pizza delivery guys?
both can smell it but can't eat it
peace |
hehe........tough job:stongue: |
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| AnotherWay83 |
heh a friend told me these today...
three men die and go to heaven, where they meet st. peter at the gates
he asks the first of them, "how many commandments are there?" "ten," replies the man..."ok, u're in!" goes st. peter....
he then asks the second man, "have u obeyed all ten commandments??"..."yes, yes, of course," says the man..."u're in too!" says st. peter...
then st. peter wonders if he's being too easy on the ppl. and decides to ask the third one a tuff question...
"what was the first think eve said to adam?" he asks the third man...
the third man thinks for a while and says, "boy, thats a hard one..."..
"ok, u're in!!" says st. peter!! muahahahahaha...
ok...god makes adam and then says to him, "adam, i've got good news and bad news for you"..."whats the good news?" asks adam..."well, i've given u a brain and i've also given u a dick"..."gee, thanks!" says adam..."so whats the bad news?"..."thing is, i've only given u enuff blood to use one of them!!"...
lol...hope u guys didn't know them already..
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| Trance man |
> >Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
> >
> >A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
> >
LoL!! :) |
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