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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
C'mon man. Seriously. You are really trying to call Jamie boring? If there's one thing she doesn't lack, it's personality. |
who says sandpaper can't have a personality? it has quite a few characteristics: two dimensional, abrasive, grainy, disposable.. |
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| NiteMer |
| That's pretty harsh. Being outgoing does have it's drawbacks though, I guess. Some will appreciate it, and others will not. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
That's pretty harsh. Being outgoing does have it's drawbacks though, I guess. Some will appreciate it, and others will not. |
reality sucks for some. |
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| Slylee |
| yea especially yours...you know being on house arrest and all that, and using TA to release your frustration and anger. :stongue: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
how could i find you attractive when your personality has the charm of sandpaper? |
:stongue:
I tried to tell her that in the weakness thread...but the weak tend to deny their weaknesses. |
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| igottaknow |
look who's crawled out from underneath his rock. btw ur still on me iggy list. hahaha
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
look who's crawled out from underneath his rock. btw ur still on me iggy list. hahaha |
and you're still a living joke. not much changes around here, eh? |
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| Radagast |
Man, I really think stand-up comedians have gone way down in quality these days. They rely almost entirely on their Race/Sexual Preference/Religion to make "jokes". Here's a summary of today's average comedian:
Black guy:
"Hey everybody, i'm black. The black of my blackness is blacker than the inside of a coffin on a moonless night. I was arrested the other day by a white cop for picking my nose in public. Black folk don't do (insert something all white people do) because we're too smart. White people are funny because they talk properly. Black folk don't do this and black folk always get persecuted for that. Laugh at my hilarity."
White guy:
"What's up guys. I'm a whitey. I'm so white, I make Casper the friendly ghost look like Eddie Murphy. I'm rich, have a credit card, and the ambiguous stereotypical disparities between me and other races are many. I say "cracka please" to my friends instead of "nigga please" like black people. I also have no rhythm. See how white and funny I am!
Asian guy:
Hee hee hee. Me chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke. My motha speak like "Ching chong chang." I'm so asian. Look at me. There are no live rabid dogs on any block that has a Korean restaurant, trust me. Asians are silly, and so am I because I am asian as well!
Indian guy:
Ahalla ahal..prais Allah! That's what my father said just before he boarded the airplane! They did not even let him on! Let me do a traditional indian belly dance to show you how indian I am. My mother has a dot on her head, can you believe it? She is so indian.
Jewish guy:
It's so hard being a jew. We control the money and hollywood, sure, but everyone still makes fun of us, including us. If I were any more self-depricating i'd have a Late Night show on NBC that nobody watches. My dad called me a worthless shvitzah earlier today! How jewish is he?! How funny am I?!
Hispanic guy:
I'm hispanic everyone. My parents especially though. My dad pronounces his english words so badly that even I cannot understand him. My mom was eating a burrito while giving birth to me, that's how hispanic I am. Laugh at me and my quirky hispanic upbringing.
Homosexual guy:
Hey everyone! What do gay horses eat? HAAAAAAYY! Technically I "came out" last week, but you know everyone could tell before then! It didn't take a detective to figure out this mystery! Because of how gay I am of course! I like men! I also like to make every joke I tell about homosexuals, homosexuality, and how gay I am! HAHAAH.
Edit: Quintessential eh? I thought that was just a word people who just left/are almost out of a cheap college (aka your average 20 somethings) use in a failed attempt at making themselves sound smarter than they actually are. Maybe i'm wrong. |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
i don't care who your friends are, ape. i lost all respect for you months ago when you dared to trash homosexuals and marriage. |
Didn't think I trashed marriages. Lol, so if the shoe fits the other part, then just wear it!
Does house arrest mean no progs either?
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[[[smoke]]]
Niki B & Christian E.F.F.E. ft Mette Marie Kongsved - Eyes
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
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Wow. That just summarized the first few seasons of Last Comic Standing. :tongue2 |
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| Slylee |
| i suppose that's my cue to start defending myself, but you guys are so far off that i wouldnt even know how or where to start so i'll just say ok, whatever you say! :D |
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