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Jackanory stories for the gulliable
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
Right now everyone comes across gulliable human beings unfortunatly, now I'd like to know how far people have played with gulliable people in life like I have these tricks for gulliable people like I've got two stories when I look on them make me laugh. so please join in and tell what other pranks you've got gulliable people with here mine.
K I used to work with this big fat ****** called John who was really dumb so I got him with this story and it worked a classic.
K I say to him one day, Oi John my mate Jimmys girlfriends a nurse she works in gynacology department at the local hospital, anyway one day this old man comes in and his parts and stuff down below are ed up, anyway after an op he's recovering and he says how much he wants to some of the nurses on the ward so one of the nurses takes up his offer she see's he's in pleasure when she says yes she'll do him and she pulls his bed sheets off and too her shock she finds ot this old mans a hamafrodite. hahahah its cheesy right but this John dude runs around work telling everyone and it has a domino effect all the old boys at work are going thats digusting for an hour I had at least 20 people in pure shock and they were utterly digusted and distressed by it, then I say in my sinster gruff Anglo Irish accent hahah if you ing believe that you'll ing believe anything.
Right another one was there was this kid who I went to school with about 5 years ago called Kevin, he was a right cocky bastard so one day a couple of mates decide to get the bastard and prey on how gulliable he is, they start making out to him one day that shagging a radiator is a normal natural thing to do, and they keep pressurising him for days to do it they go to him kevin have you shagged that radiator yet every lunch every break time they keep on at him and wind him up untill one day the pressures too much, and one of my best mates Lynch asks him 'Kev have you done a radiator yet then?' and he went in his cocky style 'yeah I ed a radiator last night in my bedroom!', he was so serious and proud about it everyone then pissed themselves laughing at his gulliabilty, I know it sounds evil but it was so funny at the time.
so come on share some pranks or stories you've used on gulliable people. hahahah |
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| ABTsportsline |
We have these local weekly VW meetings. Anyways, as in every place, there are some really...... well..... "goofy" kids that we don't particularly want to be following us around. This is a widely known thing we do to them, and its so funny.....
Well, the meeting starts at 9 p.m. Around 9:45 to 10:00 pm by the time everyone has gotten there, i announce "well.... i'm going to go HOME now...." and it secretly means to go to the OTHER meeting spot that the goofs don't know about.
Then everyone else starts saying "Well, if ROBBY is leaving then i guess i might as well go home TOO!"..... heheh, then the chain goes down until only the goofy kids are left there. And they wonder to themselves: Hey, where'd everyone go? They only came for a half hour?
LoL, its the biggest Bu!!sh!t story going on in Ft. Lauderdale right now, and its fooken hilarious!
-ABT- |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| HAHAh Nice 1 thats a cool way to ditch them hahahah and how gulliable of the kids they don't get why everyone leaves half an hour into it and its just them left all the time hahahah thats funny |
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| Tranzmit |
ABT you're a deviant wanker!! LMAO!!! Yeah i've had to do some pretty crazy stuff too sometimes to get away from "the followers" ha ha. Man i used to room with this guy who was, well a real dweeb who thought he rocked and we were both sleeping in the same room and damn but it was annoying having to wait till it looked like he'd crashed out b4 my girlfriend and i could get nekkid n shag!! LOL Damn but thats dodgy, you're really enjoying the moment and he'd stir or start snoring and we'd have to stop till it was safe -goddamnit!! heh heh
Dude how'd it go with the software anyways? |
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| in high school we used to sell pool passes to the freshmen to a pool that didnt exist. when i was a senior there i remember my friends little brother used to always follow us around. it sucked cause sometimes we couldnt do somethings we wanted to do with him there. so one day we told him to hang out with us and be in our clique he had to shave of his pubes and tape them to his forehead. we told him we all did it before and hed be one of us. so he did it and they ended up dropping him at one of our football games cause thats where we all went after we did it. the only regret i have was i didnt get to see it happen cause i was in the game. oh well at least i got to see the video. |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| HAHAHA ROFL thats ing hilarious tape his pubes to his forehead thats ing mental Nice 1 |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
I've got two other funny ones involving Aprils fools day
around 3 years ago 1st of april I decided to tell mum that IRA had blown up the Royal family and the Queen, Charlie everyone was dead, my mum saw how straight my face was (I smirk when I lie usually) so she runs around in panic realising that we're the only Irish family in street and we'd get lynched, so she runs into the living switchs on the Tv and realises I've lied and goe's mental but still it was funny
and when I was 7 and my sis 10, my sis said to me lie down by curb outside our house, my sis then runs into the house saying to my mum ' someones ran over Keir some guys ran him over' so my mum sprints out the house like lightning then suddenely I jump up from the floor shouting 'aprils fools' but I regreted that one, cos when my dad got home from work we got the smacked outta us hahahah.
but thats kids playing pranks on gulliable people. |
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| The White Rabbi |
thats cool.
one april fools when i was 7 i drew a face of a frankenstein in my bed and ran it and told my parents theres a monster in my bed and dad saw it and hit me for ruining the sheets. |
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