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| Tranzmit |
One day while walking down the street, a highly
successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus and
she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was
met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get
settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You
see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human
Resources Director make it this far and we're not
really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What
we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a
day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one
you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to
stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put
the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down
to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out
onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In
the distance was a country club and standing in front
of her were all her friends - fellow executives
that she had worked with and they were all dressed in
evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and
kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old
times. They played an excellent round of golf and at
night went to the country club where she enjoyed an
excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil
who was actually a really nice guy(kind of cute) and
she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She
was having such a good time that before she knew it,
it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and
waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the
Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now
it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she
spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds
and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time
and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St
Peter came and got her. So, you've spent a day in hell
and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose
your eternity," he said. The woman paused for a second
and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this,
I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I
think I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again
she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors
of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth.
She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were
picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I
was here and there was a golf course and a country
club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great
time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all
my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled and said,
"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're
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| InsomnEac |
lol,
ironic, yet so suitable :) |
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| lMIlk |
lol nice. well heres one, i'll make it short you can add you're own details
this guy is going to a have a meeting with an important person, and when hes in the hotel he sees bill gates. The guy then talks to bill and asks him if he can drop by and say hi during the meeting so that he'll look important. So when the guy is having his meeting, gates comes and and says hi, and the guy says off Gates! ok it was funnier in my head :rolleyes: |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
LoLoLoLoL..
milk that was funny in my head but when i read it out loud to my friends they didnt laugh.. oh well.. dont worry still funny to me..
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| AnotherWay83 |
yeah sum jokes are meant to be read...when u say them out loud they just don't sound all that funny..its strange
peace |
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| TranceFusion |
Hell yeah I have thoes kind of jokes all the time.....people just look at me in class funny when i crack up to my self. Oh well thoes kind are the best sometimes :D:D:D:D:D:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
BTW. I just checked my Profile This was my 300th Post! WOOHOO!:cool: :cool: :cool: |
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| quote: | Originally posted by TranceFusion
BTW. I just checked my Profile This was my 300th Post! WOOHOO!:cool: :cool: :cool: |
CONGRATS!!!!!!
this is my 171th :) |
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