| nrjizer |
It's New Year's Eve, and our Ninja is drinking, New Year's style!
But the Ninja is bored. Why? Well, flying and cutting off heads is cool and all, but it can put a real dent in your social life. So the Ninja is sitting at home on NYE!
"There MUST be something to do..." Pondered the Ninja.
"Hmm..."
"Oh Snap!" Said the Ninja! "I know just the thing!"
Up he sprang, and to the basement he ran!
What could lie inside?
Fireworks! Of course! Enough to bring down a whole building!
The Ninja grabbed an armful, flew outside, and began to light them! They showered purple sparks, how lovely!
Then they began shooting shells into the air, and with a defening CRACK they exploded, throwing color through the air and making damn sure to wake up all the neighbors at an ungodly hour!
Quickly, the Ninja gathered the spent evidence and ran inside, making sure the cops didn't come and find the smoke. "Now, hold on a second..." you may be asking: "I thought Ninjas didn't give a crap?" An excellent question! Indeed, they do not - but sometimes they (and their mothers) would rather not deal with the bull of cops, especially while drinking.
"Ha ha ha!" Laughed the Ninja. "That sure was fun."
"But what to do now?"
"Time to MIX!"
And mix he did! He dropped cut after cut - with exceptional style! That was funky funky fresh, and versitile! You can even listen to the Ninja's mix >>> HERE <<<
As he kept mixing, he got more and more pumped up...
... until he got so pumped, he began to glow with power!
He quickly threw on a SECRET NINJA RECORD...
... and began to scratch! Slowly at first...
... but he began to pick up speed!
Scratching records at the speed of an asteroid!
He scratched so fast that the record caught on fire, and the needle disintegrated!
Exhausted, he began to power down...
... and browse the forums.
Finally, he put on a classic Ninja movie...
... and fell asleep.
So ends another exciting installment of Ninja Adventures! What will he do next? Perhaps leave the house? We can only wait and see! |
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<-- this too
