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Mum-proofing
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| Spad |
My mum accounced earlier that she'll see me later, she's on her way.
A DAY EARLY!!
She's now outside my flat, which means she'll be walking into it before I've had a chance to mumproof :eek:
Potential topics of conversation include:
* Washing up bowl with a broken bottle of Hellmens mayo in
* Three pairs of pants hanging above the electric heater from an elaborate coathanger contraption which ensures they don't drip into the heater but get a lot of heat.
* Notice of intended court action
* 3 socks tied together (don't ask)
and of course...
* Bog roll on bedside table
Gah :rolleyes: |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
* Notice of intended court action
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What did you do now? |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
What did you do now? |
probably a recommendation to the local looney bin. the three socks, mayo in sink, pants on heater and toilet roll. |
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| tha_broad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
She's now outside my flat, which means she'll be walking into it before I've had a chance to mumproof :eek: |
how did you have time to post this then if she ws right outside??? I would have hightailed my ass into cleaning mode.. |
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| Streakfury |
After all is said and done, I think it's impossible to mum-proof. Hiding bog roll and covering up pr0n mags is one thing, but some parents interogate you about the type of washing up liquid you use. How do you satisfy that??!! You just gotta live with it lol, and just tell them not to ask.
:p |
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| Spin Doctor |
| How did it go then? |
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| Spad |
Broad - I was at work when I posted this!
Went OK in the end. Think she was more concerned I didn't have any milk :haha: |
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| moondog |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
Broad - I was at work when I posted this!
Went OK in the end. Think she was more concerned I didn't have any milk :haha: |
haha, typical mother comment :D.
'I hope your eating properly son, it's very important, especially in this cold weather' she will say, not paying any attention to the issue of donkey porn monthly lying on your floor |
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