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The mystery of the broken toilet seat!? (pg. 7)
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The Highroller
quote:
Originally posted by Kytracid


Hahaha. That's awesome!
TheVrk
captain crooked....
Frank: YOU ARE CLASSIC!:stongue:
TrueToTheCrew
Ya Frank,
Finish the story off and let us know how it happened.
djeso
quote:
Originally posted by Cuzo
Okay, my pc sucks I've been trying to post since the thread began.

I claim full resposiblility of la toilette drama mystery.

I'm not a sure if I broke it but all I know Captain Crooked def was more crooked falling off that seat.

Marg, I wanted to buy you a seat but now I'm hearing RJs replacing it...anything around the house your need jus call.

If I offended anyone I'm sorry.

:sadgreen:


Much respect Frank!!! now that's an honest dude
rabbitjoker
quote:
Originally posted by djeso
now that's an honest dude


Lets have a parade!
dallastar
The Cuzo X Files! he heehhehe - is this even funny? or just silly silly - glad to see that everything is known now!
Cuzo
Okay this case isn't solved yet...cuz I'm not sure myself.

Okay I remember when I was sober, I headed to the toilet to take a dump and read.

I remember my body falling at good correct decline with no weird twists, or fast burst to the ter. So as my ass was headed to a nice healthy splashdown...as soon as my buttocks hit the ter seat in a sharp second, I was off the toilet on floor with my undies and pants to my ankles and face planted on the floor between the book I was reading trying not wake up Mike & Jenna. So a wop swear word or two later I reacess the situation...and I get up look at the damaged and noticed it was a connection pin broken that lead to me to go fly like an eagle into the future.

My guilt pangs didn't kick in yet because I was sober enough to know that I didn't hear anything rip, tear, or break...it stealthly slipped under my ass with a gliding motion.

The reasons against me:

A) LODE LeftOver Drug Effects....damn possible that affects my ass sensitivity and hearing

B) Exploding hemmorhoids. Study me, scientists.

C) Captain Crooked became more crooked.


So these are the facts I present the TOTA judicial system...please spare my ass.
Matt
^^^rofl
j_spot
maybe somebody else broke it, and boobie trapped it for the next unsuspecting victim?
Pettiscool
captin crooked......lol ..... ive been captin sketch before

dallastar
quote:
Originally posted by Cuzo
Okay this case isn't solved yet...cuz I'm not sure myself.

Okay I remember when I was sober, I headed to the toilet to take a dump and read.

I remember my body falling at good correct decline with no weird twists, or fast burst to the ter. So as my ass was headed to a nice healthy splashdown...as soon as my buttocks hit the ter seat in a sharp second, I was off the toilet on floor with my undies and pants to my ankles and face planted on the floor between the book I was reading trying not wake up Mike & Jenna. So a wop swear word or two later I reacess the situation...and I get up look at the damaged and noticed it was a connection pin broken that lead to me to go fly like an eagle into the future.

My guilt pangs didn't kick in yet because I was sober enough to know that I didn't hear anything rip, tear, or break...it stealthly slipped under my ass with a gliding motion.

The reasons against me:

A) LODE LeftOver Drug Effects....damn possible that affects my ass sensitivity and hearing

B) Exploding hemmorhoids. Study me, scientists.

C) Captain Crooked became more crooked.


So these are the facts I present the TOTA judicial system...please spare my ass.


I can't contain myself at work!!!!!!! hahahahah hilarious sweets!

ATTENTION: Takin' a DUMP can be hazardous to your TOTA career!
hahahaa

I will spare your ass, especially after one of these episodes - HAHAHAHAH - but at anyother time i dunno!

now my favorite korean character will remind me always of you! hahahah - and there are these fun stickers of him all over my shower - u should come see!

:crazy: http://www.mashimaro.com/

Rodrico
*shakes his head at Frank*
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