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Fat men can't draw apples
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| mentalbarter |
Bored at work, therefore:
Present a statement of fact as if it's true but in all honesty, it's made up, although it would be nice if it was true (if u get what i mean)
i.e. Fat men can't draw apples
The American term "Independance Day", was actually stolen from a Jamaicaan saying "In de pen dance", which originated from dancing in an animal pen to celebrate the birth of a new born child.
29% of doctors surveyed admit to being terrified of apples!
Of those, 83% said they would never approach a person who ate an apple every day.
If you were to touch a DVD while it was playing, you would recieve a third degree burn.
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| mentalbarter |
| Before gun-powder was invented, early chinese bangers were made using a double compartment capsule containing milk in one half, and rice crispies in the other. When the capsule was thrown to the ground, the compartments would break, causing the milk and rice crispies to combine, thus causing the "Snap, Crackle and Pop" effect. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| A recent poll indicates that 75% of all polls are made up. |
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| mentalbarter |
| All websites are 2 sided. Most people only ever view one side but by adding "/p.t.o." after the web address you can view the other side. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by mentalbarter
All websites are 2 sided. Most people only ever view one side but by adding "/p.t.o." after the web address you can view the other side. |
Most people also think the "other side" is simply a mirrored version of the site, which is not the case. Actually, it shows the deep, dark, complete opposite version of the site (or, if the site is originally offensive and terrible it will show a site full of flowers and pink bunnies). |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Most people also think the "other side" is simply a mirrored version of the site, which is not the case. Actually, it shows the deep, dark, complete opposite version of the site (or, if the site is originally offensive and terrible it will show a site full of flowers and pink bunnies). |
You mean a happy, carefree, pink-bunny-loving Mr. Mystery exists :eyes: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Computers were invented by a man called Com Puter. He was actually trying to invent a car that would run without wheels, but failed miserably. Sadly, mr. Puter died before he found out what the computer was really good for in a freaky gardening accident. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by mentalbarter
You mean a happy, carefree, pink-bunny-loving Mr. Mystery exists :eyes: |
Of course. I haven't met him myself yet, though. |
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| montana |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Of course. I haven't met him myself yet, though. |
i have |
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| mentalbarter |
| All countries were named after items found in the kitchen. Whilst many still exist (Turkey, Grease, China) most of these items have become extinct- like a Botswana which was used for spinning vegetables and a Mexico which was a small stool. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Birdseed is, in fact, made from birds that are cut to little pieces and then dried up. This cruelty towards animals will become illegal any day now, though. |
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| mentalbarter |
| Narrow-ruled writing paper was originally conceived for use as lanes in ant racing, a common gambling practice at the turn of the 20th century. The wide-ruled variety was introduced five years later when the larger continental ant species, were matched against british ants in the 1906 ANTs (Ant National Tournament). |
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