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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
How can you say that? I doubt the Matrix was the first movie to do this.
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Yeah! So wrong! :whip: There were subway fight sequences in the following movies:
1. Ghost - between that "Dirty Dancing" dude and that Scary-looking comedian look-alike dude. And then Scary-looking comedian look-alike dude taught that "Dirty Dancing" dude how to flicker the bottle caps! Duh! Even a retarded monkey can do that! What a moron!
2. Another cool fight sequence: between Will Smith and that subway-eating worm in MIB II. Way cool :cool:
3. That fight sequence between that Indiana Jones dude and that one-armed bandit dude in that movie "Fudgetive" or something like it...
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Oh, my 5 favorite movies of all time:
1. Freddy got fingered
2. Baron Munchhousen
3. You're in the army now
4. Legaly Blonde 2
5. Any movie about baseball (excluding "Major League" franchise)
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| Midutz |
my top 10
godfather
matrix
gone in 60 seconds
fast and furious
hero
how high
pitch black
forrest gump
kiss of the dragon
someone like you
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| Midutz |
| fight club was supposed to fit in my top 10...somewhere... |
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| jp |
My Top 360
1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone
4) For Your Thighs Only
5) Three Men And A Barbie
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male
21) I'll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
26) What About Boob?
27) Schindler's Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) **** Hardly Wait
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
34) Nutting Hill
35) The Thirteenth Whore
36) Inspect Her Gadget
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin’s Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who’s Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy ed Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
62) The Hunt for Pink ober
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) Air
66) Ed's Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores
72) The Three ateers
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams
77) End Of Gays
78) Good Will Humping
79) The Meattricks
80) Happy Getsmore
81) Pants/Off
82) The
83) Full Latex Jacket
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
85) Man On The Poon
86) Robo
87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff's Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich
106) Wee Willy
107) The Mighty s
108) The Hairy Bitch Project
109) American Bi
110) A Jug's Life
111) The Bare Clit Project
112) The Mask of Porno
113) Waiting to Climax
114) Mickey White Eyes
115) Deep Blue Balls
116) Urban Lesbian
117) Face Jam
118) The Bone Erector
119) Reaming Out The Dead
120) Bonfire of the Panties
121) The Bone Ranger
122) Glad-He-Ate-Her
123) Planet of the Gapes
124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass
125) The Cocks and the Mound
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
133) Scat People
134) The Perfect Porn
135) Pump Fiction
136) Gang Bang Related
137) Jackie Brown Eye
138) XXX-Men
139) Position: Impossible
140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride
141) Regarding Heinie
142) Silence of the Loins
143) Dante Peaks
144) Play it to the Boner
145) The Bone Molester
146) Natural Born Jigglers
147) Mouth Party
148) The Flintbones
149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
150) Pornocchio
151) Porn on the 4th of July
152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
153) Lubrication Man
154) Dangerous Binds
155) Swallow Man
156) Throbbin' Hood
157) Rambone
158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger
159) A Clockwork Orgy
160) Splendor in the Ass
161) Ass Wide Shut
162) Mr. Holland's Anus
163) A Wonderful Life
164) Buttman Forever
165) My Bare Lady
166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
167) The Bootie Guard
168) Creamer vs. Creamer
169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
170) There's Something In and Out of Mary
171) Bare Ass in The Park
172) Bright Lights, Big Titties
173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
174) Das Butt
175) Diddle-Her on the Roof
176) Saturday Night Fever Blister
177) Sorest Rump
178) Ordinary Peepholes
179) Dirty and Hairy
180) The Man Who Blew Too Much
181) What Lies Beneath Me
182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys
183) Three Days Of The Condom
184) For Your Ass Only
185) The Anus Family
186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone
187) Single White She-male
188) Tales of the Backside
189) Top Buns
190) Waiting to XXX Hale
191) Men in Back
192) The Inside-her
193) Ball Street
194) Spray it Forward
195) My Best Friends Wetting
196) ET the Extra Testicle
197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants
198) Great Sexpectations
199) Six Degrees of Penetration
200) A Cockwork Orange
201) Ben-In-Her
202) The Truman Blow
203) Get Harder
204) ed In 60 Seconds
205) Jules In Her Nile
206) Pulp Friction
207) The Mod Squat
208) The Negrosheateher
209) Lace Cowboys
210) Blow me, O Juliet
211) Cum-let
212) MacMuff
213) The Laying of the Shrew
214) Julius Eat-her
215) Twelfth Inch
216) A Midsummer Night's Cream
217) As You Stroke It
218) The Dominatrix of Venice
219) Much Ado About ing
220) Blowthello
221) Along He Came Inside Her
222) Miss Cunnilingiality
223) Clitoris Claiborne
224) A.I. Artificial Implants
225) One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
226) 12 Horny Men
227) Boyz on the Hood
228) Terms of Enrearment
229) Cliffbanger
230) Who Lies Beneath
231) Womb Raider
232) Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone
233) A.I. - Artificial Insemination
234) Maximum Bonerdrive
235) Caddycrack
236) Tucker: A Man and his Cream
237) Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills
238) Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum
239) Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm
240) Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home
241) Blackdraft
242) Remember The Tightones
243) Risky Jizzness
244) Riding on Boys in Cars
245) Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
246) Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
247) Black Down
248) Blowtime
249) APooterLips Now
250) Saturday Night Beaver
251) Honey I Shanked The Kids
252) Lord Of The Rings
253) Booty & The Beast
254) Harry Squatter
255) The Midget Bones Diary
256) Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams
257) McHale's Gravy
258) My Cousin's In Me
259) Jurassic Poke
260) Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores
261) A Clockwork Orgy
262) The Crocodile Humper
263) Sex Toy Story
264) Forrest Gimp
265) Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
266) Add Momma To The Train
267) Twin Cheeks
268) Gangbangs Of New York
269) 8 Inch
270) Analize This/That
271) Bootyshop
272) My Big Fat Greek Woody
273) In Diana Jones
274) Facesitter
275) Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
276) Blastaway
277) Friday After Sexed
278) Glazed And Confused
279) Malcolm Sex
280) The Usual Suck-spects
281) All Quiet On The Breasts In Front
282) Apoca-lips Now
283) The Wadfather
284) Lawrence Of A Labia
285) Star Whores
286) To Thrill A Cockingbird
287) Breast Side Story
288) The Jism Of Oz
289) The XXX-orcist
290) L.A. fidential
291) Back To The Coocher
292) The Empire Stikes From The Back
293) The Spooge-itive
294) Boldfinger
295) Bumfight At The OGay Corral
296) A Hard Gay's Night
297) The Little Sperm-Aid
298) The Magnificent Semen
299) Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl
300) Merry Poppings
301) Sleepy Swallow
302) Leaking Beauty
303) A Lad In
304) The Porn Identity
305) The Phantom Penis
306) Any Given Cumday
307) Raiders Of The Lost Ass
308) Pornoccio
309) Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke
310) Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin'
311) The Small Kotowski
312) The Empire Likes Crack
313) Monsters Pinc
314) Mary's Poppin'
315) Sleeping With 3 Men In Me
316) Going For Sloppy Seconds
317) The Pelican Queif
318) Charlie's Anal
319) The Princess Derriere
320) The Legend Of The Banger Van
321) Behind Emily's Panty Line
322) The Mount Of Monet Kristal
323) The Royal Tenderbuns
324) Twat Lies Beneath
325) Eyes Wide Slut
326) Swallow At The Campfire
327) Ache Legged s
328) The Wet Dream Catcher
329) Young Buns
330) Bang Hur
331) Bang The Dong Slowly
332) Queered Science
333) Star Poopers
334) Poopy Longcockings
335) Pullet
336) Final Breastination
337) Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
338) Driving Into Miss Daisy
339) Planet Of The Gapes
340) Cherry Ass Of Fire
341) Screw Momma In The Train
342) Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
343) The Sexorcist
344) Porn Free
345) The Gaytriot
346) Sleeping With The Enema
347) Full Metal Jackoff
348) Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
349) Children Of The Cornhole
350) Dickochet
351) Aim It On Rio
352) The Bad Nudes Bared
353) My Big Fat Greek Penis
354) Boyz With Tha Wood
355) 48 Whores
356) West Side Orgy
357) Star
358) For A Fistfull, She Hollers
359) For A Two-Dollar Whore
360) The Jungle Boof |
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| CynepMeH |
The only thing more retarded or irritating than the actual sports themselves are the movies about those sports.
Some examples:
- Movies about golf (yeah, your stupid "caddyshack" too!)
- Movies about baseball (ugh... must be hard to find fat stupid fu(kers to play baseball actors in a movie)
- Movies about basketball.. especially the one that has "basketball" in it's title... example: Love and basketball or whatever else that may be called.
- Movies about football (excluding "Unnecessary Roughness") - they all teh suck! Yeah, that includes "any given sunday".
- Movies about wrestling are xtra irritating 'coz of the content but of the people they attract (mullets, numero "3" hats in full effect).
- Movies about hockey! Crap!!! America won one f-n game against russians in 1980 and that deserved its own MOVIE??????????????
- Movies about car racing; primo examples: "Driven", "Days of Thunder", and some new movie about Dale Earnhardt
FFS!!! |
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| Midutz |
| jp ...u are sick! Go see a doctor or somethin'! |
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| jp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Midutz
jp ...u are sick! Go see a doctor or somethin'! |
I have them all on DVD :o |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
My Top 360
12) Pocahotass
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer
30) Johnny Pneumatic
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
36) Inspect Her Gadget
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
43) Blast In The Ass
50) Batman in Robin
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy ed Sally
57) My Big Lebowski
69) Legs Wide Shut
74) Bringing Out The Head
85) Man On The Poon
86) Robo
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
95) Whores Whisperer
97) Young Buns
108) The Hairy Bitch Project
109) American Bi
110) A Jug's Life
122) Glad-He-Ate-Her
123) Planet of the Gapes
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride
150) Pornocchio
158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger
166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
170) There's Something In and Out of Mary
174) Das Butt
182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys
187) Single White She-male
195) My Best Friends Wetting
200) A Cockwork Orange
204) ed In 60 Seconds
211) Cum-let
231) Womb Raider
232) Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone
253) Booty & The Beast
254) Harry Squatter
256) Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams
257) McHale's Gravy
258) My Cousin's In Me
266) Add Momma To The Train <==== :haha:
275) Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
284) Lawrence Of A Labia
292) The Empire Stikes From The Back
293) The Spooge-itive
295) Bumfight At The OGay Corral
299) Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl
317) The Pelican Queif
324) Twat Lies Beneath
334) Poopy Longcockings
347) Full Metal Jackoff
348) Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
349) Children Of The Cornhole
353) My Big Fat Greek Penis
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ROFLMAO!!!  :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: That's sooo awesome! :stongue: |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i bet theres a guy whos job it is to think up those titles
funny, i don't see you complaining about movies about video games |
That was done before in another post :rolleyes:
Oh, were you being sarcastic too??? :D |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
I have them all on DVD :o |
somehow that doesn't surprise me |
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| ierxium |
I thought this thread was about American Pie 4. :D Damn those that started posting their top movies! :whip:
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| eRRaTiK |
stupid. production studios should realise that once they reach a trilogy and can sell a nice collector's edition boxset they should stop right there.
american pie 3 sucked balls.
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
I have them all on DVD :o |
you forgot to mention that they're all home movies, featuring yourself :p |
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