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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
She was really, really fat. Didn't you read the part where he kissed her lovehandles? |
she did look mannish for a reason |
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| DJ JEM |
| lol you bastards are just jealous because my gf is hot and urs is not |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ JEM
lol you bastards are just jealous because my gf is hot and urs is not |
Did you use a condom? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
To seduce her smoke a cigar with your anal cavity. When you "exhale" the smoke, clench your cheeks and try to make them say "I love you" It will most likely sound like "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO"
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I know this is from a lot earlier on in the thread, but I would just like to let beats and beeps know that I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this. :wtf: :stongue:
edit: omfg it's got me again. :haha: :haha: try to actually say "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO".
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Boomer187 |
| wtf, i watch 2 hours of 24 and there are 7 pages...you bastards |
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| TranceSpeeder |
| i like meat on my girls! i mean, nothing is better than tapping the ass. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Did you use a condom?
I hope not, because we could use more garbagemen. :wtf: :stongue: |
THERESA!! :wtf: |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I know this is from a lot earlier on in the thread, but I would just like to let beats and beeps know that I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this. :wtf: :stongue:
edit: omfg it's got me again. :haha: :haha: try to actually say "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO".
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
Oh come on now you're making me blush.
I only laughed once, and its when I got a mental image of a female leaping around a burning living room with a ten inch black strapon bouncing up and down in perfect time with her breasts. Knife in hand, and a look of pure horror on the males face. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
THERESA!! :wtf: |
Yea, I shouldn't have said that.
I apologize :wtf: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Yea, I shouldn't have said that.
I apologize :wtf: |
Uhhh....
How do I respond to this? :stongue: |
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| miamitrance04 |
| wow i want like 10 minutes of my life back i can't believe i sat here and read this ! PATHETIC |
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| itsTrueSonic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Evil_Gnome
Sex can wait masturbate |
hahahhaa ...
" .... i know i am a dork .. i do have greasy hair .. and i have greasy hair ... and i have never kissed a girl .. "
"hey .. it's ok to explore your body.."
"safe sex is in your hands.."
"sex can wait .. masturbate .."
" ..... arianna .. i can't believe i once thought of asking you out (*.. oh glenn...*) .. but now i don't even think so .. and craig .. i think i can kick your a*s ..
ahahahahahah .. from "will ferrell greatest vol.I" .. hahhahaa |
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