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| Floorfiller |
| i'm a pisces...which in my opinion is kinda a ty sign, but i fit it really well. so what type of people should i date? who do i get along with? |
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| Emil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
I was stung by a Scorpion once. Mean sonofabitch. Hurt like a sonofabitch too. Still have the scar in my sphincter to prove it. I was trying to break/create the world record for most Scorpions held in anus. I never got past one and now I have to through a large tube for the rest of my life. |
You are such a funny cookie monster! |
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| Miss Bliss |
| Hey look Ma, Radagast still thinks he's funny. |
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| Radagast |
I'm surprised you took your mouth off of your boyfriends ass long enough to type those words. Seriously. Ashlee Simpson singing the national anthem while vacuuming her apartment wouldn't suck as much ass as you do. How much time does it take you each morning to pick all the asshairs out of your teeth?
I like the picture in your profile. That's a hot chick in the bathing suit there. Who's the guy on the left though? He bears a striking resemblance to Jeff Daniels. Only fatter. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
I'm surprised you took your mouth off of your boyfriends ass long enough to type those words. |
Nah, I just hang my ass over the moniter while she types. She can see the keys through my crack. |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
I'm surprised you took your mouth off of your boyfriends ass long enough to type those words. Seriously. Ashlee Simpson singing the national anthem while vacuuming her apartment wouldn't suck as much ass as you do. How much time does it take you each morning to pick all the asshairs out of your teeth?
I like the picture in your profile. That's a hot chick in the bathing suit there. Who's the guy on the left though? He bears a striking resemblance to Jeff Daniels. Only fatter. |
Poor baby... has to flame me just cause I suck dick better than him. Hey, I heard last time you tried to service a guy in the dark back room of a club it turned out to be your dad. |
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
Poor baby... has to flame me just cause I suck dick better than him. Hey, I heard last time you tried to service a guy in the dark back room of a club it turned out to be your dad. |
Ah I see. "We're loud, we're proud, we bend over and get ploughed." The sluts motto. Your is open more often than a 7-11. Jim Carrey playing Ace Ventura on crack is not as loose as your vagina. I'll never enter a club again though. Last time, I went to the bathroom and saw some Jeff Daniels look-alike sucking the ass of the nights DJ while he had sex with the urinal. It was the most disturbing sight i've ever seen, let me tell you. Traumatized for life I am.
Last time I serviced a guy I gave him two fries and a large knuckle sandwich. |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Ah I see. "We're loud, we're proud, we bend over and get ploughed." The sluts motto. Your is open more often than a 7-11. Jim Carrey playing Ace Ventura on crack is not as loose as your vagina. I'll never enter a club again though. Last time, I went to the bathroom and saw some Jeff Daniels look-alike sucking the ass of the nights DJ while he had sex with the urinal. It was the most disturbing sight i've ever seen, let me tell you. Traumatized for life I am.
Last time I serviced a guy I gave him two fries and a large knuckle sandwich. |
Finnegan's Wake is a more coherent read than those retarded metaphors you heard on TV. Go play in a sandbox... or on the edge of a cliff. |
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| Radagast |
| I don't read books. They get in the way of my dick sucking practice. You know what that's like don't you baby? |
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| Emil |
| Come on guys, don't kill the thread! :whip: |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
I don't read books. They get in the way of my dick sucking practice. You know what that's like don't you baby? |
Sorry, I don't need practice. You go ahead and keep on practicing your deep throating, though. You keep choking on the last inch. Good night baby. |
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| Radagast |
| You know what, i'm sorry. I shouldn't have called you a man Miss Bliss. I apologize vociferously. I won't lie and say you don't look like Jeff Daniels or that you have the intelligence and wit to match your sexuality. What say I give you a few Krispy Kreme donuts and we call it even? |
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