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| jp |
| quote: | | I was having sex with my girlfriend doggystyle, when I "acidentaly" sliped and plugged her in the ass. She Cried for a while, then we got back to the normal everyday sex. |
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| quote: | I'm gay and my best friend is straight. I've wanted to see his dick for years. He was never keen on 'showing it' to me. So when he got his webcam I posed as a hot 22 year old and got him to jerk off for me on cam. He to this day does not know it was me he was doing his little show for.
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
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I'm gay and my best friend is straight. I've wanted to see his dick for years. He was never keen on 'showing it' to me. So when he got his webcam I posed as a hot 22 year old and got him to jerk off for me on cam. He to this day does not know it was me he was doing his little show for. |
worst pwnage evar!!!!1111 :nervous: and to think i almost treated orbox to masturbation web cam show when he was mascarading as a chix :eek: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | | I'm gay and my best friend is straight. I've wanted to see his dick for years. He was never keen on 'showing it' to me. So when he got his webcam I posed as a hot 22 year old and got him to jerk off for me on cam. He to this day does not know it was me he was doing his little show for. |
OMG AHAHAHAHAH!!!! |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
come on we've all fantasized about our step-sisters :stongue: |
no i meant the dick in the drink thing...NO WAY he did that hahahah :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| jp |
| That site is awesome. It shows that how sick you might be, there's always someone who is even more perverted :D |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
That site is awesome. It shows that how sick you might be, there's always someone who is even more perverted :D |
what...were you a little worried? hehehe :p |
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| jp |
| Well, I could explore the limits a little bit more ;) |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
no i meant the dick in the drink thing...NO WAY he did that hahahah :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
yeah but you got to admit its well written bs. |
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| jp |
| I think it's true. You can't make up things like that, they just happen :D |
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| NiteMer |
| No chance in hell I would ever post naked pics or vids of myself online, in any form. If someone's gonna see it, they better be there alive and in person. I couldn't even imagine having some dude jerking off to me jerking off on a webcam. :nervous: |
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| Floorfiller |
| "if sex was food...i'd stick my dick in the mash potatoes" :stongue: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
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My mom used to have trouble sleeping sometimes, so she had these pills she would take that would knock her out and make her sleep heavily and be very hard to wake up. When I was 11 I came home from school and went into her room to ask her something, and she was sleeping naked on the bed. I saw the pill bottle and knew she was sleeping, so I went closer and examined her and touched it. It started to get wet, so I put a finger into her, then two, and felt around, to see what a felt like. I wanted to put my in there, but I was afraid she'd wake up, so I just left and jerked off like mad. The next day she told me about a strange dream she had the day before that she wished would happen again. Long story short, about a week later I ed my mom at least once a day until I was 26. I got married at 23, so I was cheating on my wife with my mother. For a long time. |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:!!!!!! |
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