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Not Proud? Spill your guts here like a coward for my amusement.
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
"01/17/2005 at 00:41:09
I have to confess that I said to myself that I wasn't going to do cyber-sex anymore, but I got involved with a -buddy of mine and came 4 times... went to bed and ed my man's brains out... then woke up the next day and diddled myself into coming 3 more times... mmm..."
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damn i told her not to... |
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| {b.s.e.} |
"I planted gay porno in a kids locker because he thought he was better than me."
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| timmyboy |
i remember i wasted a whole day at work going thru those... time well spent definitely :) |
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| VERTiG0 |
I do believe I have just found the pinnacle of internet comedy.
I laughed for a good 20 minutes, nearly pissing myself numerous times.
"My girlfriend ate my ass last night. It was ing great. She worked her tongue like a pro while I laid on the bed with my legs in the air like a cheap whore. Ohhhhhh you little slut, you'll be doing that again I can guarantee it; and if you don't, you are going to wake up with a big, unwashed, nasty all over your lovely face."
Pure, uncut, incredible hilarity. |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
"My girlfriend ate my ass last night..." |
That is how one catches Hepatitis A... Careful. |
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| Silky Johnson |
I thought this was gonna be another cookie clearer. I was actually looking forward to it this time.
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| raveed |
"I have a big penis. It is at least 8 1/2 inches. The only thing is that you couldn't tell. When I wear pants, it looks like there is nothing there. It's not fair. I have a big penis but it doesn't show unless I'm naked. I want to have a big box in my pants so that everyone will look at it and know I have a big penis. I sure is fun to jerk it off though."
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lol some of the quotes on that page are fookin retarded |
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| {b.s.e.} |
this one was posted today
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01/18/2005 at 06:21:22
I'm male, 24 and I wish I were a girl, I wear panties and squat to piss like they do.
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the world will never run out of issues. :wtf: |
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| TrueToTheCrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by raveed
"I have a big penis. It is at least 8 1/2 inches. The only thing is that you couldn't tell. When I wear pants, it looks like there is nothing there. It's not fair. I have a big penis but it doesn't show unless I'm naked. I want to have a big box in my pants so that everyone will look at it and know I have a big penis. I sure is fun to jerk it off though."
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lol some of the quotes on that page are fookin retarded |
Sounds like Diabolic found a new board to post on..... |
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| bARTovsky |
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I set fire to small birds.
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best confession ever
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