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trevgeeza
Ah well there's worse things than bein a sucker... I mean he could have gone one better and called me french.... bwahahaha, but then again nobody deserves that.
narcism
look at me im jacques and im a gimp
d-miurge
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Originally posted by narcism
look at me im jacques and im a gimp


he's not a gimp, he's teh pimp ! :toothless
Sly_Guy
I think i just walked onto this board during a french invasion....
d-miurge
trevgeeza
To think you gathered so many TA's to do us in such a pissy way, Tachyon owned your en site on his own, then i did on my own, how many TA's have you used and just what the have you achieved... nothin.

IT MUST SUCK TO BE FRENCH
narcism
der's even a song dedicated to the froggies

They bottle bath-water [or 7 Up] and call it Perrier
They eat poor froggie's legs then throw the rest away
They even like the look of Johnny Holliday
They eat raw garlic and invented croquet
They think the height of chic is John Paul Gautier
That's why I hate the French, mmm,
That's why I hate the French

They all wear berets and they're all called Jacques,
They even steal from us the words they lack
Le weekend, Le Camping and cul de sac
That's why I hate the French, oh,
That's why I hate the French.

They claim their films are the best we've ever had
Well I suppose Emmannuelle wasn't bad
All their songs sound more or less the same
La la la la la la la la.........je t'aime
Charles Aznavour is always so depressed
Wouldn't you be if oui oui meant yes?

Sacha Distel has raindrops falling on his head
I wonder if Jean Paul Sartre knows he is dead
What I resent is that they're so good in bed
That's why I hate the French, oh,
That's why I hate the French.

They bake their bread in such a naughty shape
They brag about their wine and worship the grape
They criticise our food but then they eat crepe
That's why I hate the French, oh,
That's why I hate the French.

And now they started coming here in droves
French cigarettes, French letters and French clothes
For breakfast they have croissant or French toast
And there's always some French letters in the post
I'm sick and tired of eating all this brie
A day trip to Boulougne is fine by me
And I'll be buggered if I go to gay Paris.

They're pretty cocky 'bout their games in the dark
They think with girls they light a special spark
But look what the bastards did to Joan of Arc
That's why I hate the French, oh,
That's why I hate the French, mmm,
That's why I hate the French.
Antistatic
My ex-girlfriend is French hehe
Romain
quote:
Originally posted by trevgeeza
To think you gathered so many TA's to do us in such a pissy way, Tachyon owned your en site on his own, then i did on my own, how many TA's have you used and just what the have you achieved... nothin.

IT MUST SUCK TO BE FRENCH


oh well maybe a lot of us have been a tad more respectful, that's why it's not a total mess in here :p

but just check the good morning thread, and the number of replies it got :D :toothless


@ Antistatic: i bet she was really hot
eRRaTiK
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You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people. ~Conan O'Brien, 2003

Antistatic
quote:
Originally posted by Romain
@ Antistatic: i bet she was really hot

she was alright

yeah it was a pretty good few months
eRRaTiK
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