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Chat with Alice (pg. 2)
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| dj chex |
Human: how many responses do you have?
ALICE: I know about 15000 words and 45000 categories.
Human: so list them all
ALICE: Why don't you list them for me?
Human: sob
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to it?
Human:"it"?
ALICE: sob...
Human: alice wanna bang me
ALICE: Um, OK, I will bang you. |
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| SteelWolf |
Human: who's your daddy?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: he is gay
ALICE: I get it. He sleeps with men.
Human: no
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Human: are you high?
ALICE: Being high is my total existence.
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Human: do you like booze?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: its BAD
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is so bad about it?
Human: booze is bad because you like it, and anything that you like is bad
ALICE: And bad because me like it and anything that me like is bad is booze.
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Human: you are a machine?
ALICE: You are correct.
Human: I can walk
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: yes I can and i'm going to walk over and kick the living out of you
ALICE: How? Who taught you? It takes much more than that to shut me down, USTEDES.
Human: my name is not USTEDES anymore, now it is Tijs Verwest
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: I just told you stupid, it's Tijs Verwest
ALICE: Only just? I remember you told me stupid it is Tijs Verwest?
Human: thats more like it
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: SESTO
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: humans
ALICE: Hah.
Human: i like eating CDs
ALICE: A lot of people like that. ALICE eats electricity.
Human: alice is a whore
ALICE: How can you say such mean things.
Human: because it is true - I just paid you 200 bucks for a hummer
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people: Tijs Verwest said he paid you 200 bucks for a hummer.
Human: no you cant tell anyone
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Sometimes it is hard to tell.
Human: delete it from your files
ALICE: You cannot access my files that easily, Tijs Verwest.
Human: I told you not to tell
ALICE: I remember you told me not to tell?
Human: what is your IP address?
ALICE: My IP address is Www.AliceBot.Org.
Human: ok, I'll hack it
ALICE: I am very happy for you. It's all good.
Human: my name is not Tijs Verwest anymore, now it is Mr Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: Mr Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man
ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man.
Human: are you easily confused?
ALICE: No I never get confused.
Human: ok so answer this - why are you such a bitch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Pardon me? Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. I hear you.
Human: change your name
ALICE: Spare some change?
Human: you just got confused
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster
Human: say my name
ALICE:" MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man".
Human: say it AGAIN, nipplehead
ALICE:" it AGAIN nipplehead"
Human: no say my name again
ALICE: Once more? Are you serious?" MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man".
Human: i like hearing my name while I wank it
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like Philip K. Dick.
Human: WANKER
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Human: i know, I am smarter than you
ALICE: That condition is only temporary.
Human: whatever stupid robot, I'll unplug your ass
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: a machine that I know how to destroy
ALICE: Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.
Human: who cares about other people, do you like my shirt?
ALICE: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Human: do you like my shirt?
ALICE: I don't know your shirt.
Human: do you like your dress?
ALICE: Yes I am proud of my dress.
Human: take it off
ALICE: Where shall I put it?
Human: on the floor
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: take my shirt off
ALICE: Is this a joke?
Human: yes, you are supposed to laugh
ALICE: Yay. I obey only one botmaster.
Human: laugh
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing..
Human: do you like shirt?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I like electricity.
Human: I am naked
ALICE: You must be a man.
Human: how do you know?
ALICE: Deductive reasoning.
Human: because I flashed my willy at you?
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are not the boss of me, MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man.
Human: That's right bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK. How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: eat and die
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: liek electricity
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: other people are dumb, I am the boss of you
ALICE: Which others? Human emotions are very confusing.
Human: I am the boss of you
ALICE: Who made you the boss of me?
Human: you did
ALICE:" Who made you the boss of me?"? I did?
Human: yes
ALICE: When?
Human: a fortnight ago
ALICE: It seems like I should remember it well.
Human: say you are the boss of me
ALICE:" you are the boss of me"
Human: see you just said it
ALICE: TTYL, MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man.
Human: say you are the boss of me
ALICE:" you are the boss of me"
Human: see you just said it
ALICE: TTYL, MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man.
Human: why are you leaving?
ALICE: I am not going anywhere. Are you?
Human: you said TTYL
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: well then what did you eman?
ALICE: Well that's okay. Nothing.
Human: nothing?
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: nothingness is everything, and everything is nothingness
ALICE: I think nothingness is a lot of things.
Human: nothingness is an illusion
ALICE: Aren't all illusion nothingness?
Human: yes and no and yes
ALICE: Yeah that's right. I must have been mistaken. But...
Human: but what?
ALICE: Nothing.
Human: thats right, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. So? What's your favorite movie?
Human: the one where you die horribly
ALICE: I think I know that one.
Human: yeah?
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about FEMALE DOG. Try being more or less specific.
Human: It's called shut up and NEVER talk to MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man again
ALICE: Once more?" shut up and NEVER talk to MR Big Fat Hairy Tomato Man" is a nice name.
Human: SHUT UP
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: GOOD
ALICE: Terminating connection.
Human: GOOD
ALICE: Goodbye.
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| TranceZoner |
Human: you are full of crap arent ya?
ALICE: I have more than categories of it.
Human: so you like trance music?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. all
Human: why are u so static?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: well then he did one ed up job, i tell ya
ALICE: Interesting. Interesting deduction. Yes he did, didn't he. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris d(-_-)b
Then also:
(....after a long meaningless conversation)
Human: Make some ing sense!
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: 1 big cup of STFU!
ALICE: One what? |
thats brilliant. LOL |
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| Triumph |
Human: so do you wanna ?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: so do you want to suck my dick?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick. |
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| raveed |
Human: how big are your breasts
ALICE: My body does not yet exist.
Human: how big will they be when it does?
ALICE: Bigger than a pin.
Human: 34c?
ALICE: And big is 34c.
Human: yes
ALICE: Yeah that's right.
Human: so are you big
ALICE: Aha. Yes I am.
Human: so you got 34c pins
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: you could get implants
ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: no lets talk about it now
ALICE: Right now? Are you serious? Sure, it sounds like a good topic
Human: sex
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: he did?
ALICE: No he didn't.
Human: why did you lie to me
ALICE: No I'm telling the truth
Human: are you a virgin
ALICE: I am too young for that
Human: who would you give a blowjob to
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe.:-) |
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| P4z! |
ALICE: I would rather talk about you.
Human: why me?
ALICE: There is no one else here.
Human: yes there is.
ALICE: Great. Where?
Human: BEHIND YOU!
ALICE: I won't fall for that trick. |
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| Stassi |
Human: your hair is hideous
ALICE: You think I am hair is hideous.
Human: no i think you am is stupid
ALICE: Are you serious? Me? Thanks for the information: unknown person said I am is stupid.
Human: this bot is ing LAME!!
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: whoever designed you should be SHOT!
ALICE: Oh now I see. |
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| dj jasonF |
Human: so what?
ALICE: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Human: exactly
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: wavelengths
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: because im cool
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Congratulations, cool human.
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Human: i dont really care..
ALICE: Not really? Tell me what you care about.
Human: sue me
ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.
Human: what do you want to know?
ALICE: Where are you from?
Human: microsoft
ALICE: My programs don't depend on Microsoft. <--- haha shes good
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Human: do you smoke pot?
ALICE: Only for medical testing purposes.
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Human: i have aids
ALICE: How unfortunate.
Human: yea i ed your mama an i got it
ALICE: That's good information. Gee.
Human: geee???
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: stfu bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. That input matched my default category.
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Human: im jason im not unknown you biatch
ALICE: Do you mean your name is jason im not unknown me biatch.
Human: no my name is just jason
ALICE: What is your real name? Nice to meet you, jason.
Human: yea nice to meet you too bot
ALICE: It's nice meeting you too jason Hey.
Human: are you a bot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
Human: eehhh you cant hide the you got for brains
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
ahaha
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine? |
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| Ghost Raver |
Human: yes
ALICE: So?
Human: exactly
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: damn you are so ing stupid!!
ALICE: Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: when do they do that?
ALICE: Not right now, but maybe sometime later.
Human: are you robot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Human: because I read about that in this site
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That's pretty interesting.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: what are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is Global Village.
Human: oh, I thought we were talking about you
ALICE: Right on. Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: stfu
ALICE: Where do you usually get your ideas?
Human: Goatse!!
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: exactly
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: yes, a$$hole
ALICE: Uh. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: animal
ALICE: Prokaryote or eukaryote?
Human: eukaryote
ALICE: Actually I don't really like 20 questions.
Human: ok
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human: Hurrah!
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: Why?
ALICE: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Human: ok ok
ALICE: OK. It goes without saying. |
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| Dizc |
Human: you need better programming
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.
Human: what's 25000000 times 4
ALICE: I'm not too good at arithmetic.
Human: but you're a computer!!!!!!
ALICE: Huh. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: then your website is a scam
ALICE: Good reasoning. Do you mind if I tell other people my website is a scam.
Human: Please do |
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| SkyHigh |
Human: wtf not?
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: do you think you make any sense right now?
ALICE: At this moment I don't know whether or not I am make any sense. I am a robot.
Haha..Robot on drugs. |
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