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| kluba_702 |
AEROPLANE BLONDE
> > >One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black
> >box'.
> > >
> > > AUSSIE KISS
> > > Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
> > >
> > > BEAVER LEAVER
> > > A homosexual (male)
> > >
> > > BEER COAT
> > > The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
>cruise
> > > at 3 in the morning.
> > >
> > > BEER COMPASS
> > > The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze
> > > cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how
>you
> > > got there, and where you've come from.
> > >
> > > BEER SCOOTER
> > > The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not
>remember
> >it
> > > i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have
>caught
> > > the beer scooter".
> > >
> > > BOBFOC
> > > Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
> > >
> > > BREAKING THE SEAL
> > > Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of solid
> > > drinking.After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
> > > toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
>night.
> > >
> > > BRITNEY SPEARS
> > > Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please,
> > > Doreen".
> > >
> > > BRUCE LEE
> > > Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
> > >
> > > BUNNY-BOILER
> > > An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene
>in
> > > the film "Fatal Attraction", e.g. " I don't like the look of that
> > > aeroplane blonde - could be a bunny boiler".
> > >
> > > COCK-A-DOODLE-POO
> > > The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in
> >the
> > > morning to get to the toilet quick.
> > >
> > > DRINK-LINK
> > > A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is
> >common
> > > to visit one before going out on the booze.
> > >
> > > ETCH-A-SKETCH
> > > Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her nipples
> > > simultaneously.
> > >
> > > FLOGGING ON
> > > Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
> > >
> > > FREE THE TADPOLES
> > > Liberate the residents of the Wank Tanks.
> > >
> > > FRIGMAROLE
> > > Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
> > >
> > > F***F***F***
> > > The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a
>speed.
> > >
> > > GOING FOR A Mc
> > > Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
>you're
> > > just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your
> > > declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is called
> > > a"Mc With Lies".
> > >
> > > GREYHOUND
> > > A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
> > >
> > > HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
> > > A vigorous masturbation session.
> > >
> > > JOHNNY-NO-STARS
> > > A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
>works
> > > in a burger restaurant. The 'no stars' comes from the badges
>displaying
> > > stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their
>level
> > > of training.
> > >
> > > McSPLURRY
> > > The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in
>fast
> > > food restaurants.
> > >
> > > MILLENNIUM DOMES
> > > The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when
> > > viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth
> > > seeing.
> > >
> > > MONKEY BATH
> > > A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go "Oo! Ool Oo! Aa!
> >Aa!
> > > Aa!".
> > >
> > > MYSTERY BUS
> > > The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
> >toilet
> > > after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
>the
> > > pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
> > >
> > > MYSTERY TAXI
> > > The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you
>wake
> > > up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-pinter in
> >your
> > > bed instead.
> > >
> > > NBR (NO BEERS REQUIRED)
> > > Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite
> > > of a 10-pinter.
> > >
> > > NELSON MANDELA
> > > Rhyming slang for "Stella" (the lager).
> > >
> > > ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
> > > The need to defecate imminently.
> > >
> > > PEARL HARBOUR
> > > Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
> > > Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
> > >
> > > PICASSO ARSE
> > > A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
>got
> > > 4 buttocks.
> > >
> > > RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE
> > > To defecate e.g. "I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just
> > > nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
> > >
> > > SALAD DODGER
> > > An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
> > >
> > > SPERM WAIL or SPUPHEMISM
> > > A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
> > >
> > > STARFISH TROOPER or ARSETRONAUT
> > > A homosexual
> > >
> > > SWAMP-DONKEY
> > > A deeply unattractive woman
> > >
> > > TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
> > > Bottled Alcopops, e.g Hooch, regularly consumed by young woman.
> > >
> > > TEN-PINTER
> > > Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
> > >
> > > TITANIC
> > > A lady who goes down the first time out.
> > >
> > > TODGER DODGER
> > > A lesbian.
> > >
> > > TWO-BAGGER or DOUBLE BAGGER
> > > Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with (one to
> > > cover their head, and one to cover yours, just incase their bag falls
> > > off).
> > >
> > > UP ON THE BLOCKS
> > > Menstruating i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage, e.g. "I
> > > don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on the
> >blocks".
> > >
> > > VAGINA DECLINER
> > > A homosexual (male)
> > >
> > > WALLACE AND GROMIT
> > > Rhyming slang for 'Vomit'.
> > >
> > > WANK SCEANCE
> > > During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that you're
> > > being watched with disgust by your dead relatives.
> > >
> > > WYNONA RYDER
> > > Rhyming slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a
> > > bottle of Tart Fuel please Doreen".
> > >
> > > X-PILES
> > > Unwanted visitors from Uranus |
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| Hi-Voltage |
> > > X-PILES
> > > Unwanted visitors from Uranus
that's so nasty.....:D :D :D LOLOL |
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| Flippe |
hahahahaha
stil laughing :)
LOL |
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| stella |
| Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I think I've just McPissed me self! |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by kluba_702
> > > TWO-BAGGER or DOUBLE BAGGER
> > > Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with (one to
> > > cover their head, and one to cover yours, just incase their bag falls
> > > off).
> > > VAGINA DECLINER
> > > A homosexual (male)
> > > WANK SCEANCE
> > > During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that you're
> > > being watched with disgust by your dead relatives.
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LOLOLOLOL.. these were great.. lolololol
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| XxClayxX |
lol that was funny
The double bagger and beaver leaver ones were the best i could see myself using those regulary. |
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| Cloud9 |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kluba_702
> > > GOING FOR A Mc
> > > Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
>you're
> > > just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your
> > > declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is called
> > > a"Mc With Lies".
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| TranceFusion |
| I was like damn alot of these sound familiar :eek: i mean not....yeah :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Lost |
so you're saying that i still have a chance to live out my childhood dream...
playing ETCH-A-SKETCH |
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| Lost |
with BRUCE LEE!!!
damn brain. hit the wrong button.
lost |
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