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Happy Birthday Haak and Arbiter!!! (pg. 3)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
PS - The TA's have come to know our plans, inform the other agents in the Russian thread that all non-affiliated TA's are to be eliminated immediately. Of particular importance is the elimination of the one who calls himself Lira, we suspect he is a rogue former-KGB agent. He knows too much. |
I can't defeat you, but I can't be defeated either.
I'm 12 days older than Haak and Arbiter for a reason. Back in that time, Brazil was under a military dictatorship, who felt threatened by the Soviet project aforementioned. Because of some dodgy Japanese animation popular in Brazil, our leaders decided that, in order to confront the Soviet knights of Aquarius (did I mention Haak and Arbiter can breathe underwater?), they'd need a ninja of Capricorn - exacly 12 zodiac signs after Aquarius, so I was born 12 days before (otherwise I would be born one year later). Brazil needed someone who could live in the middle of the jungle, and avoid the communist armageddon.
We had a problem of lack of funds though. The Mongolians and Koreans who attacked the Soviet base were very stingy, so they didn't help us out financially. Besides, we were in a hurry. I don't have much power then, other than automatically being able to connect George Foreman grills all around the world to prevent apocalypse, whenever I'm 5 km close to either Haak or Arbiter. I can grow glow in green as well, since I've swallowed a firefly during my training. I often work as a neon light during my free-time (you know what developing countries are like).
There are others out there, such as the soldier of Saggitarius, the Candy Kid of Pisces, the Pirate of Cancer and so on... this was all created to prevent the end of the world planned by the Soviet Empire. Captain Planeteer was involved at some point, but he was disbanded as he was plain annoying.
Will we ever find the other children born in 1983? Did Nostradamus foresee that? What brought us all to TA?
hmm....... |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I can't defeat you, but I can't be defeated either.
I'm 12 days older than Haak and Arbiter for a reason. Back in that time, Brazil was under a military dictatorship, who felt threatened by the Soviet project aforementioned. Because of some dodgy Japanese animation popular in Brazil, our leaders decided that, in order to confront the Soviet knights of Aquarius (did I mention Haak and Arbiter can breathe underwater?), they'd need a ninja of Capricorn - exacly 12 zodiac signs after Aquarius, so I was born 12 days before (otherwise I would be born one year later). Brazil needed someone who could live in the middle of the jungle, and avoid the communist armageddon.
We had a problem of lack of funds though. The Mongolians and Koreans who attacked the Soviet base were very stingy, so they didn't help us out financially. Besides, we were in a hurry. I don't have much power then, other than automatically being able to connect George Foreman grills all around the world to prevent apocalypse, whenever I'm 5 km close to either Haak or Arbiter. I can grow glow in green as well, since I've swallowed a firefly during my training. I often work as a neon light during my free-time (you know what developing countries are like).
There are others out there, such as the soldier of Saggitarius, the Candy Kid of Pisces, the Pirate of Cancer and so on... this was all created to prevent the end of the world planned by the Soviet Empire. Captain Planeteer was involved at some point, but he was disbanded as he was plain annoying.
Will we ever find the other children born in 1983? Did Nostradamus foresee that? What brought us all to TA?
hmm....... |
how bout me? '85, is there a story behind me aswell? :eek: |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| happy birthday guys :D |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
how bout me? '85, is there a story behind me aswell? :eek: |
You arrived later, but you're important nonetheless.
You're the Sniper of Virgo. You were supposed to be born in 1983, but your production was delayed because the Israeli Agency had first tried to extract mutant genes from watermelons so you could hide underwater. Things didn't work quite well so you can't really do this, but you can envoke the divine watermelon air raid instead, which produces a rain of watermelons. That's all I'm aware of. |
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| Haak |
thanks alot everybody! and happy birthday Arbiter
some great posts here :D
ps. happy birthday Mozart |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
You arrived later, but you're important nonetheless.
You're the Sniper of Virgo. You were supposed to be born in 1983, but your production was delayed because the Israeli Agency had first tried to extract mutant genes from watermelons so you could hide underwater. Things didn't work quite well so you can't really do this, but you can envoke the divine watermelon air raid instead, which produces a rain of watermelons. That's all I'm aware of. |
hmm, i wonder where i can find out more :gsmile: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
*chuckling
Happy birthday, Haak. Happy birthday, Arbitch.
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| UWM |
| Happy birthday dudes. |
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| Ian^ |
Haaky birthday, bet noone thought of that
or was stupid enough to use it
And also Happy Birthday to Arbiter, who's views are always interesting & funnay :D |
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| NiteMer |
| Happy birthday Arbiter and Haak. Hope it ends up being a good one. |
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| d-miurge |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!! :toothless
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| Lira |
Heck, I had noticed there was bitch in his codename!
*edits first post* |
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