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| Azz3D |
Q: On what day of the week did God create a woman?
A: On a thursday. On monday he created a chicken, on tuesday he created a turkey, on wednesday he created a duck and on thursday he ran out of feathers...
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Women are divided like this:
VIRGIN: doesn't give to anyone
GIRLFRIEND: only gives to her BF
WIFE: only gives to the husband and the lover
WHORE: Gives to everyone
DAMNED WHORE: gives to anyone but you
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smart man+smart woman = romance
smart man+dumb woman = an affair
dumb man+dumb woman = a kid
dumb man+smart woman = shopping |
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| InterMilan31 |
Hmmmm someone getting off a long relationship. Would you like to share with us your feelings its ok let it out.:wtf: :eyespop:
Dont mind me Im on crack.
Anyways good jokes. |
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| Exodus17 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
smart man+smart woman = romance
smart man+dumb woman = an affair
dumb man+dumb woman = a kid
dumb man+smart woman = shopping |
:stongue:
redhead addict eh? join the club:D |
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by Exodus17
:stongue:
redhead addict eh? join the club:D |
been a member since 2000 or so :)
others just fail to see the beauty
but hey, more for us hehehh
@InterMilan31: no, heheeh, just found some jokes in my language and translation to english was too good to pass up :) |
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