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Valentine's Day : Priceless Guide
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| brashy |
Well Happy Damn Valentine's Day 2005!
OK, so I'm reading some "Valentines
Dating Tips" here on a famous website
today...
And here are a few that stood out... the
REAL gems...
"Leave your home and work numbers. No home
number and she'll assume you have a wife or
a girlfriend..."
"Don't assume that just because you're out
with a beautiful woman, she knows how pretty
she looks -- she wants to hear it from you..."
"She expects you to know her eye color after
the first date..."
You know, they really should have called
this article "How To Be The World's Biggest
WussBag In Three Easy Lessons - So Much So,
In Fact, That No Attractive Woman Could Or
Would Ever Have You".
I can visualize it as I write this...
The editors of the online magazine all
sitting around the boardroom deciding on
which articles to use... not-a-one of them
being a single guy who's successful with
women... and then the "Leave your home and
work numbers" article comes in.
They all look at each other with the
"Yea, this is the SHIZZZZNIT!" look...
And the rest is history.
Ten million guys read it the next month
and all smile inside, eating it up like it's
the last lick of cookie dough in the bowl.
I dunno.
If I were writing these tips, I would
have said:
"If she has a slight suspicion that you have
a girlfriend, she'll be WAY more into you..."
"If you're out with an unusually beautiful
woman, make sure you bust her balls and tease
her about not being cute..."
"Make a comment early on about not remembering
what color her eyes were... and then blame it
on her somehow..."
Am I crazy?
Is there something wrong with me?
Am I a bad guy because I actually enjoy it
when women feel ATTRACTION for me... instead
of wondering whether or not I'm GAY?
I mean, I dig Queer Eye... but what I
learn from the show ends with food and
fashion...
Look, if you've got a sweet, wonderful
girlfriend that you love, then congrats!
I'm happy for you.
Plan a wonderful dinner for her and a
night of wild monkey-lovin'.
Call her and say "Be ready tonight at 7.
Put on something nice. And wear those hot
shoes that I like...".
Get her a cute card, write her a note,
and tell her something wonderful.
But if you're NOT going to be spending
your Vday with a sweetie because you don't
HAVE one, then for GOSHSAKES, don't do any
of the WUSSY things that all of the
"relationship" gurus are talking about.
Here, let me make a psychic prediction:
In the next 24 hours, single men are
going to spend BILLIONS of dollars trying
to win the approval of women...
And 99.9% of that money will go to
WASTE.
If you step outside your door at about
midnight... and you're REAL, REAL QUIET,
you'll hear the unmistakable sound of
millions upon millions upon millions of
CHICKENS BEING SPANKED all across the
land...
And if you don't step outside to listen,
then I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
Look, attractive women aren't looking
for men who want to BUY their attention.
A woman wants a guy who is so fun and
so interesting that she wants to be with
him JUST TO BE WITH HIM.
Buying things for women in order to
make up for not knowing how to attract
them with your personality, communication,
and humor is a losing game.
Don't waste your time.
share some insights and GoodLuck |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd
you |
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| Tiger777 |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Waiting for dreams to come true? Pfft - if you want something to happen, go out and get it done!!! :tongue2
Otherwise, you can be like me and cuddle in your computer chair for some WoW sessions. 
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by brashy
Valentine's Day.
Hmmm... How are you feeling these days? Do you already have a valentine or are you waiting, while listening to some old trance, for some dream to come true?:)
share some insights, and GOOD LUCK! |
y halo thar buttsecks? |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Otherwise, you can be like me and cuddle in your computer chair for some WoW sessions.
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no one understands me but my warrior lol |
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| OurManFlint |
I've never had a valentine for valentine's day:(
What's it like? |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Waiting for dreams to come true? Pfft - if you want something to happen, go out and get it done!!! :tongue2
Otherwise, you can be like me and cuddle in your computer chair for some WoW sessions.
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haha, you remind me of my m8. He had this level 49 warrior (I think) tauren, on his account called madhopps, he got banned! perma banned! the account got closed (not just the character) becasue someone reported him for his name and saying "follow me ******s!" he used to play wow ALL THE TIME, and he still does. (friend's account) |
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| OurManFlint |
| I wonder how high the suicide rate is on VD. |
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| lücid |
personally i think Valentine's Day is a load of . it's just a sales holiday that's targeted towards stupid people so Hallmark and other stores can sell loads and loads of crap like chocolates, teddy bears, cards, roses, etc... all of which i find very inadequate signs of "love". i don't need some crappy Russell Stover chocolates or some flowers that are gonna DIE to know my bf loves me. i'd be more touched if he bought me a beer and a cheeseburger on just any random day.
not to mention it makes people feel like because they feel like they should have a bf/gf, which isn't necessary. who says being single = complete unhappiness?
blah. [/rant] |
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| UWM |
| My GF and I aren't celebrating Valentine's Day. What's the point of 'showing your love' by shelling out tons of money on crap that will probably a) get eaten or b) die in a few days? I think its a lot more valuable to surprise your significant other when they least expect it. :) |
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| Orbax |
A collection of valentines pictures, and a random one i made when i was drunk
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