| Vivid Boy |
so u go out drinking the night before and hit a few parties. u get drunk as hell drinking everything in sight from moonshine to grappa to beer to rum and cokes. u wake up the next morning faced. and u feel an urge in ur stomach. do u have to puke? no u dont feel it in ur throat. hmm what could it be. and when u get up and have breakfast it hits ur ass like a double barrell shotgun. u know what u got to do. so u make a run for that washroom. pull down ur pants and drop it like its hot. an eruption lets go and that pain in ur stomach fades with one fowl swoop from ur sphincter. u get up clean urself up, whip annd turn around to flush. however when u flush nothing happens. u flush again still nothin. u look outside and see a plumber's truck and realize ur water has been turned off and the toillete u did ur business in is the patient that needs to be operated on.
God Bless Saturdays and every smelly plumber out there |
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