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Male dillema: Go home and what you can't stand to look at, or go out and look at what you can't ...
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What's good luck and bad luck at the same time?
When your wife tells you that you have the biggest in the city.
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A guy is sitting with his wife in an english restaurant, and he orders a beef steak. The waiter asks him "But what about the mad cow?" He then replies: "Ask her."
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Define speed?
When you run around a pole and yourself in the ass
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Define bravery?
When you let a woman-cannibal suck your dick.
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What are the 3 greatest f.uckers in world history?
1. Tolstoi - three years worked on Karenina
2. Napoleon - died on St. Helena
3. Lenin - father of all communists
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Why do you get an erection while shaving?
Cause you see a in the mirror |
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