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A little long, but worth the read...
John was pulled over for speeding. The fine was $70. John didn't like that, but took out his wallet to pay anyway. The cop, seeing this tells him:
Cop: "I will ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, I will forget about the fine."
John: "OK go ahead."
Cop: "It's dark. You see two lights coming at you. What is it?"
John: "It's a car, what else would it be?"
Cop: "I need you to be more specific. Is it a BMW, a Mercedes or a Mazda?"
John "Are you making fun of me? Is this a joke?"
Cop: "OK, I will ask you another question. It's dark. You see a light coming at you. What is it?"
John: "A motorcycle."
Cop: "Be more specific, is it a Kawasaki, a Suzuki or a Yamaha?"
John: "How about I ask you a question, and if you don't know, you let me go?"
Cop: "OK, (thinking) how bad could it be?"
John: "It's dark. In the distance, you spot a street light, and around it four sexy women with little clothes on. What are they."
Cop: "They are four prostitutes, what else?"
John: "But I need you to be more specific, is it your wife, your mom, your sister, your daughter or what?" |
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