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| atlearmeen |
Her er et jeg og en kompis lagde på skolen i dag!
Liten pike
dobbelt seng,
Stor kuk
Spreng spreng |
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| Sand Leaper |
The Lesson av Roger McGough
Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
as bravely the teacher walked in
the hooligans ignored him
his voice was lost in the din
"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"
He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)
Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"
He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game
The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out
"Please may I leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired
The Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade
And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air
The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said |
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| DJ AL-X |
Her er et av diktene lillebroren min har skrevet:
"Jeg kan ikke se deg...
"Fordi jeg har lompe i øyet" |
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| Soeder |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ AL-X
Her er et av diktene lillebroren min har skrevet:
"Jeg kan ikke se deg...
"Fordi jeg har lompe i øyet" |
må ærlig inrømme at jeg trakk litt på smilebåndet der, og kanksje litt til... |
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| anders_L |
en blå himmel
er blitt
SVART!
Lynet tordner
Lyset er hvitt
dette var dritt
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| hystereo |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ AL-X
Her er et av diktene lillebroren min har skrevet:
"Jeg kan ikke se deg...
"Fordi jeg har lompe i øyet" |
hehe, nå knakk jeg sammen i latter :D |
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| DJ_Audun |
Eg såg deg i parken av Reidar Karlsen
Eg såg deg i parken bli pult av ein hund
Eg stod der bak treet og ronka ei stund
Dyret knakk i kne og fant sitt Nirvana
Eg kneppe att, for bak i busken stod
purken og spana
Artig dikt:stongue: |
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