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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
What does one need to do to become an honourary Canadian? |
bitch about anything and everything.... |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
You and I have always got on like a house on fire, although we appear to take turns starting the fire.
What does one need to do to become an honourary Canadian? |
It has been some time, but I have no intention to stoke our past hatred. Live and let die I suppose... |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
bitch about anything and everything.... |
I've had personal tutoring from some of the biggest bitches in Australia so this should be no problem. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| So if you live in Sydney, when I come down to go to UWS for school, you'll show me the AusTA parties? Good. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
So if you live in Sydney, when I come down to go to UWS for school, you'll show me the AusTA parties? Good. |
Sydney is about 1,000 kilometres from Brisbane, but a quick hour on the plane, or $100, and its about 10,000 times better due to our much more friendly, less Lebanese violence approach to life. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Sydney is about 1,000 kilometres from Brisbane, but a quick hour on the plane, or $100, and its about 10,000 times better due to our much more friendly, less Lebanese violence approach to life. |
Less wogs and bogans in Brisbane, I take it? Are VL Turbos popular there with the wogs?
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| St_Andrew |
| i want to go to australia. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Less wogs and bogans in Brisbane, I take it? Are VL Turbos popular there with the wogs?
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The wogs (people of Greek and Italian origin) mostly live in Melbourne. I've met wogs in Melbourne that have never even eaten a meat pie, a criminal offence in Australia in all states.
Brisbane is like a big country town that has experienced super fast population growth and economic development. 3 years ago you couldn't get anything to eat after 9pm, there was a choice of 1 decent club and most people were interested in serious girlfriends at 19, and kids by the age of 21.
In recent years its become a city and people are beginning to live more lonely city types of existances whilst having much more superficial fun, which is more my style.
The car of choice in Australia:
Brisbane: The Jeep Wrangler is the ideal weapon, in black preferably. You can go to the beach with the top down, drive over old people with four wheel drive mode engaged, park on the footpath, and selectively choose blonde girls to come for a ride.
Sydney: The Subaru WRX is ideal for crashing into shop fronts, stealing all the goods and beating police on the getaway. Its important when driving one to have a shaved head and a goatee beard, 4 of your cousins in the car, wear shiny silver pants and think you are part of a criminal syndicate, this pulls the girls.
Melbourne: The wog mobile is still teh car of choice here. Simply get an old car with a big engine, paint it orange with stripes, hang dice off the rear view mirror, wear sunglasses at night, talk with an accent that makes the last word in the sentencce louder than the rest, and you will be mroe popular than free sex vouchers.
Adelaide: The 45 year old car restored for the price it would cost to buy a new Porsche convertible is the weapon of choice here. Anybody that promises to take girls out of this god forbidden place gets the girls, and the irony is that the popular cars here chew 5 litres of petrol per kilometre, so its impossible to come through.
Perth: Who cares?
Thats guide to Australian cars 101. |
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| 5hiftn6ears |
| do you know nic dundee?? |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by 5hiftn6ears
do you know nic dundee?? |
Its Mick by the way, or were you typing with an accent?
I happen to wrestle my crocodile every morning, does that count?
Its a bit of a monster to be honest. :thepirate |
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| töbias |
| Pleae be warned that all offers to stay at my groovy little unit in Brisbane and locals tours to be introduced to the hot of the hot and the funky of the funky must be matched by similar offers to look after an Aussie that parties hard, never sleeps, drinks all your alcohol, dances on tables and makes people laugh all the time. |
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| 5hiftn6ears |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Its Mick by the way, or were you typing with an accent?
I happen to wrestle my crocodile every morning, does that count?
Its a bit of a monster to be honest. :thepirate |
:haha: :stongue: :haha: |
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