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Which resident are you? And who do you live near?
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| töbias |
The Complainer
This social reject makes it their business to hate the world.
Instead of the usual trick of shaking their fist at the moon for the person with a total inability to deal with stress they decide to take out the frustration of a boring crap life by complaining about every little thing. Signs of such a person is evidenced by notes on cars, note in mailboxes, calls to the body corporate and police, and extreme cases will see the person go to extreme lengths to annoy the person that annoys them.
No-one knows if the complainer actually ever leaves their house, and any sort of invastion of their world is met with the same reaction a shift to world war would bring. Painful. The only way to deal with the complainer is to complain about them, call the council, call the police, call the pound, call the donation houses to pick up their furniture; you must out complain the complainers.
The Friendly Couple
This nice boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife or something in between drive a nice plain car, work quality jobs, generally met at university, and always smile and say hello. They'll help you out if you ever need something, never get sick of smallchat, and always have Mum and Dad visiting, or lending a hand in someway.
No-one knows if they lead secret double lives to mask what seems a completely boring existance, and there is a continuing temptation to visit and spike their drinks with speed just to see if they will liven up a little. They never seem to complain, and act as if they are a little wild around the edges, although their kind of parties only involve coacktail glasses and midstrength beer. Make the most of the nice couple, you shall never by milk and bread again.
The Roller Coaster Relationship
One wonders how someone could survive in this relationship. Everything is loud, and the most commonly heard loud noises are screaming and shouting while you are certain that you can hear the sound of a sharp blade or wild monkey sex where you check to make sure your cat is safe and sound.
Their friends are a total mismatch, you'll see junkies with spiker marks and then people in suits with glasses, and you often see one or the other screaming off at high speeds in a car. You have no idea what they do for work, they could be organised criminals or investment bankers. The key to dealing with the roller coaster relationship is to start having sex with the girlfriend during the lows of the ride when she hates him and is in revenge mode; all of us know how good revenge sex is when on the right end of it.
The Partiers
Loud music 247, and if its not on during the afternoon you brace yourself for the 3am start after the crew return from another night's clubbing. These people are either drug dealers or hospitality staff and the more you complain the more they get off by playing it louder and longer.
They tend to drive cars worth about $200 and wear the same clothes for day on end, and you can never work out who is who's girlfriend and boyfriend, perhaps this changes on a weekly basis. They never move out but everybody does around them. Everytime there is loud music go visit them and ask if you can join the party, and then be really annoying, so they'll be scared to play loud music in the future.
The Ethnic Group
These people can be from an Island in the Pacific, or from Asia somewhere, but there appears to be at least 50 of them living in that 2 bedroom apartment because you never see the same one twice. They must sleep 8 in a bed or hang from the ceiling, because where do they fit them?
And they never seem to sleep, you wake at 6am to go to the gym and they are awake, and you stay up late to watch Law and Order, and they are still awake, and there is always someone home. Don't they work? And they speak so damn loud, its like they've forgotten how to talk. Nothing you can do about the commune in your neighbourhood other than giving them $10 for the best butter chicken.
The 2.3 Family.
This couple's idea of the perfect life was getting married, having two point three kids, a car or two, and a little house in the suburbs. Little do they know that this life is now destined for unhappiness as society has changed since the day of choosing early ceased.
The fun part of living near this family is that gossip is always high with a scene from 'Desperate Housewives' the usual daily affair with cheating, lying and double lives abounding. I wish I was a pool guy sometimes. The house usually gets sold in the divorce. This couple is so busy with their lives you will never have to buy stuff again, plants, ornaments, bikes, they won't even know its gone.
The Stoners
The curtains are always closed, people enter with secret knocks, there are sometimes faces peeping from the shades as the perimeter is assessed for police covert operations, and the sweet smell of quality hooch is smelt drinking past of a nighttime. For the casual smokers these people are great as they always help out on a comedown, and to straight people they freak out and think that their kids won't do well at school living next to them trouble people.
The cleanliness of the house varies on when the people get paid, ie money = messy, and broke = clean, and they often have urges to paint things in crazy colours, including things that shouldn't be painted. Best thing do with the stoners is say things to them as they pass they don't make any sense, like "Today the brick fell and the rainbow nearly hit your car", stuff like that will keep them entertained for hours. |
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| VERTiG0 |
My entire neighbourhood is The Friendly Couple mixed with The 2.3 Family.
I don't really fit into any of those categories. I have no family of my own (you know what I mean), am not a stoner, and I don't really crank my tunes... I go out for my parties. |
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| Playa24_7 |
| Around my house is mostly old people liviing alone, or an older couple. Farther down the street is familys and older couples again. Help out a few people shovel their driveways, the next day they come over with a pie haha. NICE! mmm! hehe |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
The Roller Coaster Relationship
One wonders how someone could survive in this relationship. Everything is loud, and the most commonly heard loud noises are screaming and shouting while you are certain that you can hear the sound of a sharp blade or wild monkey sex where you check to make sure your cat is safe and sound.
Their friends are a total mismatch, you'll see junkies with spiker marks and then people in suits with glasses, and you often see one or the other screaming off at high speeds in a car. You have no idea what they do for work, they could be organised criminals or investment bankers. The key to dealing with the roller coaster relationship is to start having sex with the girlfriend during the lows of the ride when she hates him and is in revenge mode; all of us know how good revenge sex is when on the right end of it.
The Partiers
Loud music 247, and if its not on during the afternoon you brace yourself for the 3am start after the crew return from another night's clubbing. These people are either drug dealers or hospitality staff and the more you complain the more they get off by playing it louder and longer.
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we a combination of these two. not really that rollercoster tho. |
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| b4k-oz |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
The Friendly Couple
This nice boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife or something in between drive a nice plain car, work quality jobs, generally met at university, and always smile and say hello. They'll help you out if you ever need something, never get sick of smallchat, and always have Mum and Dad visiting, or lending a hand in someway.
No-one knows if they lead secret double lives to mask what seems a completely boring existance, and there is a continuing temptation to visit and spike their drinks with speed just to see if they will liven up a little. They never seem to complain, and act as if they are a little wild around the edges, although their kind of parties only involve coacktail glasses and midstrength beer. Make the most of the nice couple, you shall never by milk and bread again.
The Roller Coaster Relationship
One wonders how someone could survive in this relationship. Everything is loud, and the most commonly heard loud noises are screaming and shouting while you are certain that you can hear the sound of a sharp blade or wild monkey sex where you check to make sure your cat is safe and sound.
Their friends are a total mismatch, you'll see junkies with spiker marks and then people in suits with glasses, and you often see one or the other screaming off at high speeds in a car. You have no idea what they do for work, they could be organised criminals or investment bankers. The key to dealing with the roller coaster relationship is to start having sex with the girlfriend during the lows of the ride when she hates him and is in revenge mode; all of us know how good revenge sex is when on the right end of it.
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LOL my partner and I are a combination of these two. Leaning more towards the Friendly Couple side. Only no need to spike our drinks...we are livened up enuf thank you...hehehehe:toothless |
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| loca |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
The Friendly Couple
This nice boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife or something in between drive a nice plain car, work quality jobs, generally met at university, and always smile and say hello. They'll help you out if you ever need something, never get sick of smallchat, and always have Mum and Dad visiting, or lending a hand in someway.
No-one knows if they lead secret double lives to mask what seems a completely boring existance, and there is a continuing temptation to visit and spike their drinks with speed just to see if they will liven up a little. They never seem to complain, and act as if they are a little wild around the edges, although their kind of parties only involve coacktail glasses and midstrength beer. Make the most of the nice couple, you shall never by milk and bread again.
The Roller Coaster Relationship
One wonders how someone could survive in this relationship. Everything is loud, and the most commonly heard loud noises are screaming and shouting while you are certain that you can hear the sound of a sharp blade or wild monkey sex where you check to make sure your cat is safe and sound.
Their friends are a total mismatch, you'll see junkies with spiker marks and then people in suits with glasses, and you often see one or the other screaming off at high speeds in a car. You have no idea what they do for work, they could be organised criminals or investment bankers. The key to dealing with the roller coaster relationship is to start having sex with the girlfriend during the lows of the ride when she hates him and is in revenge mode; all of us know how good revenge sex is when on the right end of it.
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We are somewhere in between these 2... Not as extreme as either but a bit of both :D |
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| oldschool420 |
| hahaha I'm definately in the stoner/ the partiers section! Everyone who lives around me is the friendly couple. But I live along yonge, so you get a whole wack of everyone haha |
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